Prisoner Spends 8 Years Digging A Tunnel And Bursts Out Into Guards Room | Ministry of Morale

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Well, every one needs a hobby. What else was he going to spend his time on?

Have you ever done or said something that you had absolutely no reason why you done it then later ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 18, 2019:

'Cause we're human? I like to ask, "well, did you get a laugh out of it"? That's why.

Kanye West calls himself "greatest artist that God has ever created" during Joel Osteen service.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Oh lord...What kind of egotesticle idiot would brag like that? Jesus?

Birding blog: 11-17-19 adult male Cooper's hawk at dawn this morning.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 18, 2019:

We have Buzzards here on the coast. I noticed they follow me when I'm limping........hmmm.

Am I wrong?

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 18, 2019:

I live at an ocean community. Three thousand people. Far from intelligent humans.

Stunningly Life-Like Figures Hand Carved from Wood by Peter Demetz

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Amazing!

You often hear a lot about IQ (Intelligence Quotient) but not EQ (Emotional Quotient).

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 18, 2019:

I don't do long words or abbreviations.

I am sure someone is already posting about this but how about that law in Ohio that kids can give ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Question: What do hydra feed on? Answer: Hamsters... Question: What color do you get when you mix red and yellow? Answer: Heaven... Question; What is a tardigrade? Answer; A student who has failed and sent back a year.

I feel similarly. I find it to be a comforting thought.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Don't dare make me live forever! You won't like me the second time around!

‘Watchmen’ brings 1921 Tulsa massacre to the fore: Three questions

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 14, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-X-uBIqeVM "My Vote, My Voice, My Right" by Roy Zimmerman

Happy Impeachment Hearing Day everyone! It has begun! Woohoo! Any thoughts or predictions on ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 13, 2019:

The damage is already done.

Geez Louise, now I think I've heard just about everything.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Monty 11:03 "Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!" Nov 3, 2019

Last semester, I had to watch "Jesus Camp" in my sociology class.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Couldn't watch it. Hard to believe this is real stuff. Reality escapes either me or them. One of us needs help.

[yahoo.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 10, 2019:

"Oh shay can we sheee,,,odda dars an pipes"....."Whzzo ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ugg."

How does this thing work?

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 10, 2019:

You have to turn the crank until it burps and then turn off the choke.

How do you deal with Christmas?

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 9, 2019:

And, if anyone tries to sing me a christmas carol, I'll shove my finger right up their nose! Try singing now choirboy!

How do you deal with Christmas?

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 9, 2019:

How do I deal with Christmas? Stab it in the face until it leaves me alone!

The universe may be conscious, say prominent scientists - Big Think

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 9, 2019:

When we die, the minerals in our bodies go back into the ground. The electrical impulses stored in our brains cease. The acids we call dna are neutralized. We die. We are not a substance with a choice. We propel the future with our decomposition like every other animal.

The universe may be conscious, say prominent scientists - Big Think

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 9, 2019:

We are all soup.......

I have an idea!! Let’s talk about the word “spiritual”!!! No one’s thought of THAT yet! ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 8, 2019:

A picture of a KKK member? Really?

Today's hike: Twin Lakes and a slippery, icy trail

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I was going after sand shrimp for fishing. I went with a friend and low tide. I got stuck and didn't want to say anything. I sunk up to my calves and slowly fell backwards. Friend looked over and asked if I wanted help. "Nope, Its rather comfortable down here in the warm mud".

Catholic Church investigating nuns who returned pregnant after Africa trip

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 6, 2019:

What goes on in Africa doesn't stay in Africa.

I could use some feedback.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I also live in a red, religious town. I have found myself surrounding myself with engineers, veterans, and professionals. I don't like to limit myself to certain people but lately they are the only people I can communicate with. So, I have this small group of about six couples who I see often.

I always love how ultra religious people will quote Leviticus and claim that the bible is gods word.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Monty 11:03 "Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out!"

A serious topic that has to be intelligently understood.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Why do I have to be "cured" from a aliment that "god" gave me? Why do I have to ask? That's like your doctor shooting you and you going to ask him to fix you.

Because most dogs are smart.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 2, 2019:

He doesn't want an animal smarter than him. And with nicer hair.

I always love how ultra religious people will quote Leviticus and claim that the bible is gods word.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 2, 2019:

ART 11:02 THOU SHALL NOT EAT SEAFOOD. ESPECIALLY SMOKED SALMON! (that's more for me)....

Back due to popular demand, but please stick to subject of dating photos.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 1, 2019:

"Hi, I'm BOB! I'm looking for someone to tell all my problems to. I only sound angry ,,,,,,all the time because,,,,,I'm BOB! ,......Dammit! I hate cameras. I hate TV! I like meat. Anyone want to go out?,,,,,,"

A serious topic that has to be intelligently understood.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 1, 2019:

I'm sorry. I'm not even gonna watch it. I'm not that stupid.

What's the symbol of atheism

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 1, 2019:

Raised middle finger to the sky.

What is the purpose of this site?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 30, 2019:

I came for free donuts. I'm waiting...

Opinion: Why millennials are skipping church and not going back

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 28, 2019:

They got lost on the way home last time?

Suppose you were to try to convince someone of your non-belief in the existence of God, what (in ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 27, 2019:

Get real!

What was your worst Halloween costume fail?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 26, 2019:

OOOOh no................

Ok.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 25, 2019:

1860 Europe. Religious are burning and hanging supposed "witches". But they had their rights, right?

HOLY TRIGGERED, BATMAN! I cannot believe how outraged some atheists get when they see someone ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 23, 2019:

I would like to object to the word "panties".........I don't know why.

HOLY TRIGGERED, BATMAN! I cannot believe how outraged some atheists get when they see someone ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 23, 2019:

"Ve vill haf NO spirit here! Actung!"

HOLY TRIGGERED, BATMAN! I cannot believe how outraged some atheists get when they see someone ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Define "spiritual".

Who was Jesus ?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 23, 2019:

The cross where he was crucified was never found. The shroud is a phony. The cave or the body was never located. I have conflicting opinions. He might have been a real person. Got nailed up. Wasn't too rare in those days. I still think the Dinosaurs ate him.

Who was Jesus ?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Jesus was eaten by dinosaurs shortly after they put in that cave and sealed in. Those assholes! They killed Jesusey!

Why so many posts about God?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Because we don't hike?

Atheist Military Service Organizations?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 21, 2019:

USAF 74-78 How about starting a Vet and Active group?

Who’s your favorite of the Four Horsemen?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 20, 2019:

On Bass guitar, Sam Harris. On lead vocals, Christopher Hitchens, On drums, Dan Dennet and Richard Dawkins on lead guitar!

Ok.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 20, 2019:

So don't! We have the right to "bash" the right and the religious!

Good Sunday Morning! Here's a little chuckle.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 20, 2019:

That was good!

Who else hates having a common name?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 19, 2019:

I spent most of my life with the wrong name. Someone misspelled it on the hospital birth cert. After I applied for a reverse mortgage, they told me I had an issue with the name. So, I had to go to court to have it changed. I also dropped my middle name. No reason for a middle name.

Do You Hate God? | The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Yeah, I hate "god". Just like I hate flying horses, dragons in my garage and snakes that talk.

Christians continue to be a swiftly dwindling demographic in America, a study released on Thursday ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 18, 2019:

I'll still believe in flying monkeys no matter what anyone says.

Write a caption for this picture showing Pelosi pointing at Trump!

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 18, 2019:

Oh, and to those spineless dicks on Trumps right,,,praying won't help now.

Write a caption for this picture showing Pelosi pointing at Trump!

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 18, 2019:

"You screw up one more time and I'll shove this finger so far up your nose those three spineless dicks on your right will feel a poke"!

Televangelist: Christians Who Don’t Vote Trump Are ‘Guilty Of Murder’ | Michael Stone

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 17, 2019:

If THAT isn't enough to pull his tax free status, I don't know what will be.

Are you planning on doing anything for Halloween?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 16, 2019:

Every friggin year, my mom would dress me up as Dracula. I hate Dracula. I didn't even know what Dracula was. When I was 45 I made the decision to quit.

Ideally, should religious people be:

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 15, 2019:

They should be treated like others with extreme and unprovable opinions.

Christmas is coming up deep sigh looking forward to Christians telling me I can’t celebrate it ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Stick a christmas bulb up their nose, and say "I didn't hear you"?

Goodbye chainsaw, hello Sawzall (actually a Bosch).

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Did you get the branch cutter? Comes in a red multiple pak?

William Barr: Our Less Christian Society Is To Blame For Mental Illness And Drug Abuse

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Years ago, I belonged to a White Supremacist Atheist Cult....... Just kidding! White Supremacists groups aren't exactly atheist.

[yahoo.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 13, 2019:

This week, on As The World Turns. Will Bobby marry Lisa? Did John kill Bert? Is the Big Bird gay?

Looking for Moderators with many different backgrounds.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 13, 2019:

How much does it pay?

What activity has most consistently given you a feeling of inner peace?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 13, 2019:

Sitting on the dock of the bay.

What Do You Like?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 12, 2019:

Power tools! Lots of em!

I decided to do the DNA test to discover who I really am.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 12, 2019:

I did a Dna test to find my ancestors. They said I was a poodle.

Tardigrades, also known as water bears and moss piglets, are small animals found in many different ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Little buttheads.

Without words, what can beat this?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 10, 2019:

And the goldfish should be wearing blinders so it can't see outside.

Just had my Evangelist Jesus Jockey neighbor knock at my door with a petition because our local City...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 10, 2019:

File a restraining order. Now.

"Multiple sources on Martha's Vineyard say that the Obamas are now in escrow for the estate owned by...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 10, 2019:

Rush Limbaugh? Really? How much sea level change will happen in ten years Mr Einstein?

Arrived at my FB mailbox

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 10, 2019:

It took me a few seconds to figure this one out.

"Multiple sources on Martha's Vineyard say that the Obamas are now in escrow for the estate owned by...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 10, 2019:

It amazes me, people are thinking they are smarter than scientists.

Redoing the deck...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 9, 2019:

I'm rebuilding my deck. How much for the skeleton?

Redoing the deck...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 9, 2019:

You didn't!

Dick's Sporting Goods destroys $5M of high-powered rifles rather than sell them ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 8, 2019:

Think about buying from Dicks. I bought MRE's and emergency equipment.

The Ocean Cleanup Successfully Catches Plastic in Great Pacific Garbage Patch ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 7, 2019:

This is an improvement over recycling in the USA, shipping the crap to China, then having them dump it at sea.

Are people ashamed or afraid to admit they are Atheist you look at some of the names people make up ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Huh?

I thought a leveling system was for Free Masons.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 5, 2019:

Damn! And I thought Free Masons were the guys who would put in a new driveway for free!

ARE YOU ANNOYED AT TV EVANAGLISTS AND DOOR KNOCKING BIBLE THUMPERS?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 5, 2019:

I think the rumor of giantaism has been stretched to the limit. The glandular malfunctions were not able to be treated back then. They didn't know what a thyroid was.

An aquaintence I know is 100% for declawing cats.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 4, 2019:

If claws from cats bother them, tell them to get a snake. Declawing cats is illegal in some states. For a good reason. I worked in animal rescue for eight years. Or get fish?

Airbnb Wants to Send You on a Month-Long Antarctica Sabbatical

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 2, 2019:

I will pay good money to not go to Antartica.

Tennessee Police Officers Force Woman To Choose Between Baptism Or Jail | Michael Stone

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 2, 2019:

And that would be kidnapping. Federal time for these relignuts.

NYT: Trump suggested U.S. troops could shoot immigrants in the legs at border

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Why don't they just line up the migrants at the border and shoot them on live coverage? This seems to be what some people in this country want. Maybe we could shoot the children first? The youngest first? I hope this doesn't last much longer.........I'm pissed.

I find it rather humourous how easily it is to hoist the sails of contention aboard this tall ship ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 1, 2019:

So easily entertained?

How come with over 99,000 members there is only around 220 on line at any time?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 1, 2019:

My thoughts? I wish I had some ice cream with those little chocolate sprinkles...............

Misogyny, male rage and the words men use to describe Greta Thunberg

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 1, 2019:

I love that girl. Just what we need.

Robert De Niro Drops F-Bomb on CNN, Calls Trump 'Crazy'

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 30, 2019:

"Hez like a gangster".........Says Robert De Niro in a Brooklyn accent.

I’ve been glued to the amber guyger trial (I refuse to capitalize her name), your thoughts?

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 28, 2019:

I wish I had a Snickers Bar!

Caption this

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Giving birth to his next kids..

IF GOD EXISTS, DO YOU THINK HE, SHE, IT GIVES A FLYING FIG WHAT YOU THINK?

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 27, 2019:

GOD; "What should I do today to make people think I really exist"?

I've just begun my 59th year! Woohoo! Does life get better as you get older?

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 27, 2019:

I got lost in my garage tonight. The lights were on.

Hacked Seattle road sign says "Impeach the Bastard"

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Hehehehe,,,,,,,,,Seattle.........

And all of righteous glory that makes her a hero

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Gawd, I love the look on her face!

FOX News Panel: Liberals Are “Worshipping the Environment” Instead of God | David Gee | Friendly...

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Yeah? I kinda of like "air".

During jury selection today a lawyer asked me directly if someone comes up and hits me do I consider...

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Ask him to define "fight".

[friendlyatheist.

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Gawd. I hate these people.

Please don't engage in shaming people who choose to not vote.

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Nope! Don't you dare encourage that load. Not in the USA. Voting is a responsibility.

Greta Thunberg To World Leaders: "How Dare You Continue To Look Away" - News & Guts Media

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 24, 2019:

"Whadda you idiots are assholes too"! I would love to hear her say that.

How I wish.

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Doooon't tease us!

Why why why do religious people think they can make a believer out of an atheist?

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 23, 2019:

And use your magic cape too!

US Navy confirms UFO videos are the real deal - YouTube

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 22, 2019:

There is no proof of anything besides a video. This is nothing at this time. When we get a spaceman or a rocketship from another planet, I'll take another look. So far, blinking lights and dark blobs.

So after several major floods in just a few years.

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Texas; Where god is real and climate change is fake.

One of my Evangelical classmates calls himself "a justified sinner" to excuse his homophobia, self ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 21, 2019:

"jerkified".

In Utah, women can legally be topless in public

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 20, 2019:

NOT a good idea.

I get this sick feeling inside that the only reason Trump isn't going full nuts on Iran is that he ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 20, 2019:

He will attack Iran when the time for him is up. He will declare martial law and claim the country is at risk.