Jimmy Kimmel Live - Trump Tells Republicans Not to Vote, Democrats are Stealing Christmas & a Bath ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 15, 2021:

O Hg, tea bag manufacturers are jostling for after-market positioning in the hotly contested "what to do with the hot water after the bubble bath" hydragyrum.

Taking being an Anglophile to a whole new level. [theguardian.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 15, 2021:

Heaven forfend that Americans travail rounded vowels and distinct diction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AcntoTH-VI

Isaac Asimov wrote in 1980: America suffers from a strong anti-intellectual strain of "my ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 15, 2021:

It ain't that new.

The 2021 "Hypocrite of the Year" goes to William Shatner! He went on an 11 minute flight that had a...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 15, 2021:

Perhaps republican fools should back democrat bills to ameliorate the damage.

Today I’m taking us on a visit to Greece, cradle of democracy, philosophy, and where the basis of ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 15, 2021:

Cheeky, and such language: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCv_9i4f1TE

Is online dating addictive?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 15, 2021:

Stop it.

NON SEQUITUR.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 15, 2021:

As night.

I hear that people are quiting their jobs, can anyone explain this in common language?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

Put simply: Quantitative easing and concomitant fiscal imperatives, in the contextual framework of restrictive industrial motility and systemic crisis, has fomented a partial diversification in the attitudinal paradigm. We're all gunna die some day soon, why work.

Self-awareness (the ability to think about thinking) is what makes us human. [bigthink.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

When the ape sharpens a stick in the jungle does it have a point?

The British film festival is coming to town and we are getting out of lockdown.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

Carry on.

This was in mixed TED talks, she makes a lot of sense. [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

When will you be submitting your resignation from Conservative Atheists and the Republican Party?

What skeptical thinking boils down to is the means to construct and to understand reasoned argument ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

Skeptical thinking boils down to logic. The prolix never boil. They toil and trouble. wfg

I hear that people are quiting their jobs, can anyone explain this in common language?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

I give up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8uYxTJ530 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-orFtcORyuM

MESSIANIC.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpN1j8R5lZ8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

MESSIANIC.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

3. His sobriquet was messianic, as nics went it was a complete mess. It would be hard to find a messianic.

FedEx Apologizes For Climate Change in Bizarre Willie Nelson Commercial [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

If you want Willie singing about Fedex's carbon footprint you want: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9nSgMwtkK0

Love is love: Gay marriage possible for Dutch monarch | Reuters

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 14, 2021:

They could go dutch.

Lets see if we could get group rates at the home

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 13, 2021:

I don't find this dark enough.

The reason you should shower together besides saving water

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 13, 2021:

In future, please ensure that this sort of material is posted in Cheesy Jokes.

Hellos is that a good quote

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 13, 2021:

I prefer a quote from your profile: "Words what are they if not some imaginative language from above.." (sic)

And now for announcement number TWO.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 13, 2021:

Let's just say that I'm sceptical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcigKiu_Gk

Thanksgiving is coming, and you know what that means!

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 13, 2021:

Bette Midler?

So much shit to go around....

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 13, 2021:

Who gives a

@Davers recent posting of the word Fartlek reminded me of a couple of old English words CLATTERFART...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 12, 2021:

Mingere cum bumbis, Res saluberrima est lumbis.

China’s noisy ‘dancing grannies’ silenced by device that disables speakers Many people are ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 12, 2021:

Quelle horreur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU9AY1r2zaw

If are a Florida Democrat, let me know.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 12, 2021:

I'm more quotidian than Floridian.

The Beatles….

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 11, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teD9t-lO_o0

Great deal at the store this week, A $0.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 11, 2021:

I prayed for a mirepoix and got soup.

Have you (really) got the current TIME ?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 11, 2021:

I don't have time for this.

California law to eventually ban gas-powered lawn equipment [newsobserver.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Forlorn lore for lawn law. Out now. Ban the Bermuda. Get off the gas. Sod sods. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXkk65PdKyM

[activistpost.com] Sports, The Greatest Hypnotic Distraction?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 11, 2021:

Religion.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about how to take criticism.... [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 11, 2021:

La la la la la. I'm not listening to any more of your mendacious mumbo jumbo.

Man Rescued After A Month Lost At Sea: 'It Was A Nice Break' | HuffPost Latest News

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 10, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jNLYCudQW4

This is so clever.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 10, 2021:

Just picture the delight.

The Onion does it again…euphemism for sex?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 10, 2021:

Snacks y'all.

The People's Kourt - SNL [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 10, 2021:

Video unavailable The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Times umpteen but then I thought of those sapid and succulent double points for first responder.

Vegans make humane witches.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 9, 2021:

Whatsonnit? Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the caldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Cool it with a baboon's blood, Then the charm is firm and good.

I couldn’t access the Zoom meeting on Thursday…I sent you a PM Lisa but I don’t know if you ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 9, 2021:

What an exquisitely daedalian game of pass the parcel.

Just thinking about general big picture ideas, fun though perhaps not as profound as it could be.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 9, 2021:

The nexus of religious belief and mesmerism/hypnotism is incontrovertible.

7 Early Warning Signs of Dementia You Shouldn’t Ignore How to spot early indicators that your ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 9, 2021:

As soon as I saw this post which was umm never mind I thought that the eighth sign is checking to see how many of the seven signs of incipient geriatric decrepitude I had so that I could tally me bananas. In journalists, early onset oldtimer's is often confused with illiteracy eg. "how to spot early indicators of dementia" instead of "the early indicators of dementia".

Not opening that door!

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 9, 2021:

That's a superposition and yet not.

Is there an annoying little shit on your gift list this year.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Illiterate mememakers unite

Found a good quote: "Correct a fool and he will get angry with you.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Platitudes are for fools and wise men. Rather than a quote it's Proverbs 9:8 rephrased.

Time machine... Had some good classic movies & music back then..

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 8, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP6B9HttRI8

PBS Eons - When Mammals Only Went Out At Night [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Emerging from their edgar rice burroughs in the land that time forgot.

Intel not considering UK chip factory after Brexit [bbc.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Pretty disappointed, thought this was about potatoes.

The same language, the same phrases, yet very different meanings. Brits are bloody annoying. 🤪

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 8, 2021:

"Brits are bloody annoying". Oh, I wouldn't say that but their mastery of euphemism is superlative.

What is your bread and butter?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 8, 2021:

Bacon, and the bringing.

One of my favorite old quotes. "My puns are not trivial, they are quadrivial." James Joyce.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 7, 2021:

Mine are vial. It was a simpler time. The roads were less travelled. There were less of them, Then the rails came.

Anyone else got more?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 6, 2021:

Figure of speech is an oxymoron and vice versa: bittersweet is a dvandva.

I'm sitting at the bar next to Richard Roudtree (Shaft).

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 5, 2021:

Can you dig it?

Yang’s new book, “Forward” comes out today.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 5, 2021:

Fast forward to today and contact your elected representatives with views and concerns.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Please Keep Your Pot In A Safe Place, Away From Dogs ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 5, 2021:

In related news, sniffer dogs are said to be on the lookout for powder hounds.

DISSIMULATION - Noun…1) concealment of one’s thoughts, feelings or character, pretence; the...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 5, 2021:

"I shall disassemble those flocking birds near my washing", she said in a piping shriek that showed no semblance of dissembling or dissimulation. The piping shrikes in the barren trees were her only audience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uf5gi3E_rQ

King Charles II

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 5, 2021:

The history of time, clocks and longitude. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_longitude To say nothing of that other side of the planet where never the twain shall meet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Date_Line

I used to have a 1959 Morris Minor, white with red leather seats.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

"I agree there should be tax incentives available because sending old cars to the scrap heap also increases the size of the scrap heap." Wondering about the logic here? Do tell.

“The most important thing to learn is to learn how to learn, because if you can learn how to learn...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

There's also learn by doing and learn by example.

Fell foul of the local bureaucratic powers that wannbe.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Ten years entertainment. You really should be paying him.

[archaeologynewsnetwork.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

A jaw dropping example of the contranym cleave.

Paulogia - Resurrection Scholar Agrees.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

This buries the notion that nothing is more risible than the resurrection.

Meet Dom Perrottet — the conservative Catholic and father-of-six who will be NSW's next Premier...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

I'd rather a true believer.

A lady with a mission

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Telemarketing is acceptable albeit irritating but scammers deserve to be punished.

"That's all you can muster?" I thought.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 4, 2021:

Yeah, c'mon guys make a bit of an effort ffs, this is literatehiker. Tease with your academic acumen and professional prowess. Perchance some Yeats: As my arms rapt you round I pressed My heart upon the loveliness That sort of stuff ok. Then surprise her with your adroitness: mention your bilateral symmetry and bipedal perambulation.

The Little lambs.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 3, 2021:

Read me another one please Auntie Jo.

Why Americans are hated?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 3, 2021:

You forget to mention "and her allies".

I have been writing with a 33 year old for 3 months and due to his work we have not yet met, He’s ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 3, 2021:

Vas ist das? Das ist der scam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qAazPVLONM

,Just a random thought.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 3, 2021:

If you want to save money around the house don't live in a house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O83CrS-KElk

BUCOLIC.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 3, 2021:

Tom pastoral with arousing rendition of "Please Delete Me".

Sometimes called cafeteria christians..

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 3, 2021:

There are over 40 commandments in the bible not just the top 10.

Sometimes called cafeteria christians..

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 3, 2021:

I'm led, to believe, not , only are there ten but 40 plus and we know how popular 40 is.

Noches Noches - Romanzas Sefarditas - Gerard Edery GERARD EDERY's first CD recording, Romanzas ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Ooo err, oud and ah.

I have been writing with a 33 year old for 3 months and due to his work we have not yet met, ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Let me know when he mentions money and I'll give you the names of deserving charities.

Geriatric sex has some good points and some not-so-good points.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

The bites are much lighter there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_m4Qb0iW-o

Hats off in rememberence

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

With a nod to remembrance.

Hats off in rememberence

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

It's the gateway to gardening.

Delilah Dubois - Hot Pink

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Doo-UAP?

It is October so I just had to try a new Octoberfest beer from Sierra Nevada Brewing.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Delighted that you enjoyed the beer and delirious beyond comprehension that @p-nullifidian is still pleased after all these years. Reminds me of the time at lunch when a guy ordered a gin and tonic saying he'd never found a beer he liked and I remarked upon the uncanny coincidence, noting that I'd never found one I didn't like.

Astronomers may have discovered first planet to orbit 3 stars: [phys.org]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 2, 2021:

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. It seems like only about twenty years since the first exoplanet was "discovered".

We know our dogs have extraordinary senses…but can they sense the presence of a ghost?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 1, 2021:

The answer doesn't depend on whether or not you believe in ghosts, it depends on whether or not dogs believe in ghosts.

Noriko Tadano, who plays the shamisen (a long-necked fretless Japanese lute with three-strings)

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 1, 2021:

It says WatchonYoutube.

“It is only in folk tales, children’s stories, and the journals of intellectual opinion that ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 1, 2021:

To say nothing of the Law of Large Numbers.

Noriko Tadano, who plays the shamisen (a long-necked fretless Japanese lute with three-strings)

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 1, 2021:

More often seen in cruciverbalist circles as samisen and considered ideally suited to the exquisite torture known as kabuki which is more painful than seppuku but equally eviscerating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9QHX0LTL0w

This app seems like it is run by a bunch of older people

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 1, 2021:

Older than older, this is old central and I'm pleased to meet you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ

“It is only in folk tales, children’s stories, and the journals of intellectual opinion that ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 1, 2021:

Some power in the hands of some people might at some time have been used wisely and well.

REPORT: TRUMP ONCE DEFENDED THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF HIS PENIS TO A SENIOR STAFFER, BECAUSE HE ...

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 30, 2021:

The poisonous toadstool is a fungi.

Are you still getting 'robocalls' ?

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 30, 2021:

On an associated subject, I haven't had a call from an Indian call centre in months. I hope they are ok. I miss our little chats. Especially the ones where I'm about to enter their code into my machine and the line just

Only 55 out of 100 people can easily read this. Can you?

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 30, 2021:

As phaonmneal as it seems no-one commented on the spelling error.

Herd of reindeer? [fb.watch]

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 30, 2021:

Long as I remember the reindeers comin' down Clouds of mystery pourin' confusion on the ground Good men through the ages tryin' to stop the cars here And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop for reindeer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIPan-rEQJA

Pay attention to your bed, it may help you sleep better.

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 29, 2021:

"Try something like bamboo". I should start with the light rattan.

1st October is Ageism Awareness Day.

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 29, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRs0OqV4uSc

Flowering gum tree.

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 28, 2021:

Arrggh yeahhhhhhh, that'd be the eucalyptus leucoxylon rosea. Ev'ry gumnut should 'ave one. The loose kangaroos in me top paddock love 'em. I may be as flash as a rat with a gold tooth but stone the flamin' crows they're a fargon bewdy ain't they @AnneWimsey.

Wild Tiger Shark Treats Diver Like Best Friend After A Year Apart

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 28, 2021:

Not just another hook-up.

One cannot be considered a moral person when he or she chooses to believe thinks that are not true, ...

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 28, 2021:

People don't believe "thinks" that are not true as far as they know. What of the teleological utilitarianism of the greater good permitting collateral damage?

1st October is Ageism Awareness Day.

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 28, 2021:

Old news.

Laundrie Family Called 911 on Dog The Bounty Hunter- FoxNews

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 28, 2021:

Just another stray dog story? Three dots with a dash enter the bar. What did the barman serve them and what was his name?

Top Nude Beaches in Florida | VISIT FLORIDA

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 28, 2021:

I only looked because of my prurient penchant for geriatric nudity but Paul sure has a pert and perky tit.

I think of myself as a freethinker.

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 28, 2021:

As the first past the post-post-modern freethinker I think that freethinking is not "far from reality" or an "aspiration" but simply the use of logic to determine answers rather than beliefs. Free thinking from freethinking I think I hear them rebels yell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uf5gi3E_rQ

How to get rid of fruit flies without squashing them.

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 27, 2021:

Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas.

Not helping relations with the far left, but thoughts?

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 27, 2021:

Yet another crucial hole in the plot obliging disbelief.

The kids were coming into class and sitting down, they were discussing , talking about where ...

waitingforgodo comments on Sep 27, 2021:

ATMs have more personality than the fortune tellers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eodq28LrBGM