Little Brother Saves Sister In Wrestling Match! GET OFF My Sister! - YouTube

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

That's right, punk, nobody touches my sister! LOL I wouldn't recommend messing with either one of those siblings.

I must have missed the second part of the memo... ?

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Well *I* think it looks good on you, hon. 8-)

Wilbur Ross [amp.cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Is there at least one cabinet member who isn't a criminal or a moron? Bonus question : Name all the ones who are both.

Let's hear it for grannies!

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Don't fuck with grannies. Damn straight.

Putin to U.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Evidence? Hell, they're not even trying to hide it anymore.

It was all a mis-translation!

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

It all makes sense now.

Good rebuttal for the sh countries argument...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

She does have a soap dish level IQ, but her bigotry quotient is through the fucking roof.

Who do you trust? [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Well, I've gotten sketchy information from Santa before, but overall, yeah this is about right.

Yet another from the right... If you would reply, what would you say?

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Again that impeccable logic and those clearly credible sources of information used as convincing evidence. Man, this kind of stupid dimwit forgets to use toilet paper when he wipes his arse, if he even does. Moron.

Any guesses on who has been forging Nobel Peace Prize nominations for Trump? [m.dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

This is clearly ridiculous. The forger obviously meant to nominate the stable genius for the Nobel Prize for Physics. Far more believable.

Rush is 100% accurate on this. I don't think I posted this because IIRC I ran out of posts.

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

When he's right, he's right. Oh, and he can still blow me.

Yep, SAUDIS took out the Twin Towers and W Bush let Saudis in USA escape FBI questions by flying out...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Hey, a buck is a buck, right?

I keep seeing articles about having a conversation with those who have opposing political views but,...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Two ways to handle this. 1 - Change the subject. 2 - Change who you are talking with.

Oh my gosh!!!! This!!! [johnpavlovitz.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The whole gaslighting lot of them are a study in mass projection.

[yahoo.

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

No matter what this woman does, no matter what happens to her, no matter what occurs in her future, she will never, ever, be happy.

Not my kinda place..

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Is there a free hot breakfast bar?

This will be my motivational motto at my office meeting later this afternoon. 😅😂😅

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I like it. Let us know how it goes. ?

We may have some new law breaking going on since the beginning of the ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

They will keep pulling this shit until somebody stops them.

Now Bernie Sanders has announced his intention to run in 2020.

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Last time, in 2016, many dems didn't vote because they learned during the primaries that their votes didn't matter. Dems who did vote for the yam in the general election did so because they were heavily influenced by targeted propaganda, and the votes were magnified by our old pals in the electoral college. Bernie might not be who the dems pick this time, or he might. But one way or the other, the scenario is quite a bit different this time through, and Bernie's simple participation does not spell another 4 years of the orange jerkoff. IMHO, of course.

Trump "has a toad penis, and a yeti bush".

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Oh man, and you are telling us this why?

The world explained

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Very clever. Probably accurate. ?

A majority of Americans in every state but Vermont would fail a U.

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Just make shit up if you don't know the answer, like you-know-who, then blame the media and call it a fake test. Do I have to explain everything to you guys? 8-)

I think we all can sympathize

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Nothing like finding some common ground to solidify a relationship, am I right?

Looks like the Tangerine Twit got his feelings hurt again, but that pesky 1st Amendment is getting ...

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Dumbass.

Rift Between Trump and Europe Is Now Open and Angry [mobile.

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Nobody could've seen THAT coming, right? The ground is littered with babies and bathwater, courtesy of the chucklehead in chief.

I'm an avid hiker and was disgusted to hear Trump's attempt to take control of the The Appalachian ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Anything for a buck with this feckless whore of a "president".

A few memes

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Yeah, he's got the imbecile vote locked up all right.

I'm a grown adult that almost never cries, but I want to cry.

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Yeah, I know. ?

THE Pee Part! Not sure if you all have posted this before, but this is the section from the ...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Hey Donnie! Urine trouble, pal! Heh.

Saturday morning at Mar-a-Lago.

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Asswipe alert.

Republicans pay the price for Trump's wall crusade Analysis by Stephen Collinson, CNN Updated ...

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I predict the courts, including the recently packed SCOTUS, will shoot this down. In the meantime, gotta go buy more popcorn. Damn what a shit show this guy is.

Donut Earth! Wonder who these Einstein​s voted for.

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Well there goes my theory that the earth is shaped like a pepperoni calzone. Man, there are some real idiots running around, am I right?

Unsee this! Lol

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Well, we can all test drive the "nausea" reaction tag now.

I'll be darned...

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Wonder if he'll use that ape business behind bars. Douche bag.

keep making precedents 45.

zeuser comments on Feb 15, 2019:

That's Mitch all right.

I found this.

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I saw this. Comprehensive and scary accurate.

Wow, trump only weights in at 239Lbs.

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Last time I saw a rump like that, it had "USDA prime" stamped on it. Heh.

Trump stole Hillary's slogan "Stronger Together" at his El Paso rally, and Colbert roasted him ...

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Now maybe he ought to "steal" her policies too.

Wow! Totally clueless! Local grocery store company stirs controversy with ad mailer ...

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I don't like it when I hear simplistic meme-level "logic" to prove or disprove anything, but when the "logic" relies on an analogy based on superstitious make-believe, I admit it does set me off. Sure, this guy can do what he wants, that's fine and I won't argue about that. Everyone else also can do what they want, and if that means they want to boycott, they aren't being intolerant or un-American - they are doing just what this dubious businessman is doing. For the record, I find the analogy comparing fantasy realms to actual physical reality to be singularly uncompelling, and intellectually insulting. Yet I think this guy can and should use it if he wants if he's willing to bear the consequences. See how that works?

I've noticed a couple of times today , I was the first to post a response , but did not get the ...

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Keep track. If it happens 5 times, you get a coupon. ?

Snow Day: altering an embroidered, wool jacket

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Wow. I was proud that I made muffins. You topped me today., LH! ?

Movies and food? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Funny concept. I like the Kill Bill spaghetti and meatballs. ?

Oh come on! They said it "fondly"! Some let Putin off the hook when Rumpledforeskin described the ...

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

The Butler Eagle, eh? The cartoonist is taking a big hit in his readership numbers, losing Butler and all.

DonaldJTrumpJrs message to young conservatives: "Keep up that fight.

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

This is supposed to be the "smart one", yeah? Gawd what a family of butt plugs.

All in All..hand in hand

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

It's all fun and games until the PBR and moon pies run out.

[quora.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Nicely done. 8-)

I just got a phone call . . .

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I occasionally get calls from random people asking me "why did you call me?" So these conmen can, and do, spoof your name and number when they call other people too.

I guess he told him. ?

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Hard to argue with that airtight logic. Sheeze.

Another time he goes low. [theunitedstatesblues.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2019:

This concerns me because you say to yourself, this is it, this is rock bottom. However, time and again, he creatively discovers a way to go even lower. So we have that to look forward to, and you wonder, what next? How can he "top" this one? We'll find out, unfortunately.

Not a humorous post, but a very good synopsis of what is going down. [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Wow, I knew he was in deep, but Jesus.

[facebook.com] Much to admire about Mohammed Ali. Refused to go to Vietnam.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I loved Ali. He had his faults, especially given how viciously and shamefully he used racial tropes to belittle Philly's Smokin' Joe Frazier for example. But on the whole he was a beautiful guy with a big heart and the fastest hands of any heavyweight that ever lived. He lived with the courage of his convictions against all consequences, which is admirable.

A very dangerous opinion by a Supreme Court Justice.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2019:

They were actually kicking this around here in North Kackalacky, with the state gerrymandered to give the wingnuts a (formerly) super-majority while receiving less than 50 percent of the votes cast. I'm not sure why they backed off, but it's not a new idea. The 2018 midterms removed the veto-proof majorities (though they still hold simple majorities), so if the democratic governor vetoes something, they have to get democrats to go along with an override. Oh, and Clarence Thomas can blow me.

Donaldo should take a DNA test...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Reasonable request, if you ask me.

Trump accused of breaking law after refusing to report to Congress on Khashoggi's brutal killing ...

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Lock him up!

Have you gone on a date with someone you met on this site?

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Not yet. It still might happen, but I have to admit I haven't been actively pursuing that.

Is "Lil' Trump" coming? [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Y'all oughta see the movie Vice. Good reminder about how this bowlful of turds fucked up and killed maybe 300,000 people or so while squandering about 2 Trillion dollars, with a capital T, of our money (mostly borrowed), on a pointless war with fabricated intelligence and outright lies, simply to enrich Dick Cheyney, among many many others.

white privilege barbies

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Oooooo, cold but close enough to the truth to be verrry funny.

Helmet empty of signatures for head empty of brains...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

It would be awkward if the talking yam realized it. If it's not his name, he doesn't give a fuck.

Shocked and saddened.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

My condolences to you on the loss of your aunt. I'm sorry she left this for you to deal with.

Well... I doubt he can count beyond twenty on fingers and toes, anyway...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

21 if he uses all of his digits. Maybe 20 and a half.

Jr is a moron.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

This administration is filthy with morons. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a moron.

This is a fucking win? Boy brings my piss to a boil. Please see.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

This is the "poorly educated" demographic's idea of a clever, airtight argument. Even the quality of the trolling is declining in the age of tantrums and blatant lies.

maybe she knows where that guy is!

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Be best, sweetie.

Isn’t she lovely?

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2019:

That's the look you get when you try to squeeze out a silent fart, then realize that it's a wet one. LOL

Duck Dynasty star says we don't need healthcare [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Is this asshole still alive?

Now this is some scary shit.

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Just a little bit of barf in my mouth now.

Shaaaaaadeeee!!!

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

You go, SOTH!

Mike Pence can't "guarantee" there won't be another government shutdown [axios.com] Your thoughts?

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Pence can't guarantee shit. Every time he brokers some kind of deal he says the 'president' will support, the orange baboon's ass pulls the rug out from under him. Pence will go down with the talking yam.

Not just going around "the wall" by sea, now they're going over it by air.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

That's why it has to be tall, a tall, beautiful wall, it has to be tremendously tall! Tall steel slats very nice looking. ???

Dow Jones. Trump inherited a mess!

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A guy wearing a red hat is now saying "fake numbers!"

Red balls...

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I would bet money it was intentional. The speaker seems to know all kinds of things about psychology, symbolism, and high level subtle trolling.

Me! Me! Me! Me!

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Do people do this with their partners? Really?

Maybe just a little bit... Okay, okay, okay! Maybe A LOT!!! 😊😆

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Be careful what you wish for. Heh.

May we take a break from all the atheist stuff for a second.

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!"

Nancy Pelosi and the Sarcastic Point Clapback Heard Round the World By ELLIOT HANNON FEB 05, ...

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Good job, Madam Speaker. ?

Thought I would just remind everyone that the President's State of the Union address to the nation ...

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I finished my crossword puzzle!

Sounds like a new franchise.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I'll chip in a couple of hundred bucks.

trump and the republican Fascists thought that the people of this country would not notice that they...

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

And there goes the senate majority and the white house!

So very true

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Eyes need to be redder on the after shot for weed, but otherwise spot on. ?

The plan to keep Trump’s taxes hidden [politi.co]

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2019:

All criminals think they can get away with it, but they get greedy and can't quit while they are ahead. This applies to the baboon's ass we have in office right now, and it will be his downfall.

Don't Blame Trump Voters

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2019:

People will believe anything if either they want it to be true or if they are afraid that it is true. According to Terry Goodkind, that's the Wizard's First Rule.

I find it interesting that most of the people I really agree with on this site are mature and ...

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Hey now, that's not crust. It's alternative glitter. 8-)

Super Bowl tweet

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

In that case, the Rams win.

LOL! RSM III is "playing" on a game show... [i.dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Yeah they are. 8-)

I am good with half. Lol

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I'm in!

? anyone want to buy a Medal of Freedom? It’s very easy.... [thinkprogress.org]

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Money is the most important thing to most politicians, but this group certainly makes zero effort to hide that fact.

[nationaleconomicseditorial.com] What do you think?

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Nope. Consider the source. https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/national-economics-editorial/

"Willful Ignorance" (as described by senior officials).

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

This is like high school where the dumbest guy gets elected president of the student council because he's the most popular. But Jesus, that was fucking high school. This is scary.

Lest we forget...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Yeah, that about covers it.

"This should clear out my friends list" said my friends dad.

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2019:

You've got a stronger stomach than most. I know a lot of people who harbor pro-Trump views that I can tolerate because they largely don't talk about them. When it changes from that to active sloganeering and obsessive displays of boring racist or misogynistic drivel, that's when I pull the plug.

McConnell and Donald are two of a kind .

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Turtle McC is an odious bottom feeder on the same ruble-denominated payroll as the orange mobster that hijacked the white house. He reeks of Putin's smegma.

Trump, in Interview, Calls Wall Talks ‘Waste of Time’ and Dismisses Investigations By Peter ...

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2019:

And this idiot is a waste of skin.

For every three steps forward, take two back, argh.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Stone will flip. You heard it here first.

The Lying Rascals

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

This is a big insult to Buckwheat.

I forever dub him the penis potato

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I dunno, a potato, at least, has a peel. Heh.

I'd make a Dagwood sandwich - and eat it with a piece of cake!

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Cheese steak with onions and provolone. 8-)

Why does he get such a pass by the Christians on his religion since it's pretty well known he didn't...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

You make the common mistake of thinking that his "christian" supporters are actually motivated by their religion and a sense of morality. They are not. They support this idiot because he doesn't hinder and in fact facilitates their ability to discriminate against people of color, immigrants, citizens with brown skin, and anyone resembling LGBTQ. Morality has nothing at all to do with it. Their religious beliefs have nothing to do with it. It is naked hatred for any "other", and any who challenge their traditional monopoly on power over their followers. It's not religion, it's dogma loosely related via complicated and ridiculous logic to religion as justification for hateful actions.

I have read the book of Revelations and Trump is in there alright... [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Oh FFS. I understand Paul is dead, too.

Mad Mag..very interesting and check out the date.. over 20 yrs ago.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I was a big fan of Mad Magazine back in the day. I stopped reading it when the National Lampoon came along with some raunchier stuff, but "the usual gang of idiots" pulled it off month after month. Very nostalgic. 8-)

GOP introduces plan to massively cut Social Security

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

This is why elections matter. This crap goes nowhere in the house of representatives with Speaker Pelosi and her majority running things.