Letters From An American 01/22/21

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

From what I read, the only thing that kept this from happening was the assurance from ALL of the top DOJ leadership that they would quit if this was executed, and Mr. TV Game Show Host didn't like the optics. Yeah, he didn't think it would look good, so he didn't do it. Hey, if you want to mount a successful coup, you need to have more balls than that. JFC

What a sick fuck! And more fodder for his impeachment and jail time. [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Absolute hubris.

Never under estimate me.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2021:

It's grounding to remember that you can fuck things up much worse than you've done in the past at any time.

Latest News Flash from the Directors of the Guinness Book Of Records.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I'm disappointed that the holy ghost didn't even show here.

Good way to end up with a black eye

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

As Eddie Murphy's character said in 48Hours, "Lack of pussy makes a man brave!"

Anyone ready to start a McConnell Pinata group? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I'd join.

That's one way to look at it

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I wasn't aware this was an option. This changes everything.

Trump Supporter Who Took Private Plane to Storm the Capitol and Then Begged for a Pardon Is Now ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I guess everybody's appetite for violently overthrowing the government isn't as big as she thought it was. Fuckwit.

Trump Departs White House to Find His Company in Shambles Donald Trump returns to his company ...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

He should have kept his salary and put it in an index fund, because you can't use property under a dozen liens or so as a down payment for a trailer park.

The beginning of a new freedom.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Sounds like a great place for the Trump Presidential Library.

Many real dumb things actually.i

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I've been told that, but I can't really recall. And that's the story I intend to stick to, you honor. LOL

Cogent thoughts for 21 January: 1.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Ok, I can see most of that. :)

Would expect this

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

This would be true if he had any residual value to Putin at all.

Dump has said he will be seen again.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Given his manly courage, I'd guess he is going to run away to some friendly dictatorship. He might escape extradition to the US like that, but the Saudi's want their money, and they don't worry about stupid extradition treaties, just sharp bone saws.

Way to go, Joe!!! [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Scranton boys don't fuck around. 😊🖖

Better than kissing frogs?

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Looks like my tinder feed.

Poor little guy!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Double dick butterfly. I always wondered what that meant when they suggested it. LOL

Here's the direct number for Ted Cruz's office, I just left him a message for him to resign.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Good job, MG.

His true colors

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Volksfluffenmitjizzum

Playtime for trump [newsthump.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

As I respond to this, about 17 more hours.

I’ll wait a bit longer

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Get ready to use the "Well you never asked" defense. Til then, keep your mouth shut and your zipper open.

And the good lord said "the prophetess Mary shall show you the future" :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

This is one of those quotes that you WISH was true.

Willing to give it a try...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I never thought to try this.

It's the preferred method

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Doesn't everybody?

Ken Khachigan Former speechwriter for President Reagan I saw this guy being interviewed on BBC ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Let's not forget all the progress we made in the area of civil rights and race rela...what? Oh, wait..

Bonus, I learned a new word today!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Here, I'll even chip in 5 bucks.

He should of been removed a long time ago! [ktsm.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I heard he also wants to have a commission with an apple and a tree to investigate whether gravity is rigged.

Dinosaur social distancing.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Yeah, and what about Fred Flintstone, HE had dinosaurs!

You thought Texass was crazy? Get a load of Floriduh's krazy Kooks! [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I wonder how it went when she yelled at the magistrate during her arraignment, they tend to be a bit prickly about stuff like that. LOL

Nostalgic review of tiny fraction of Donald Trump's truth deficit disorder.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Aside from the utter lack of truth, you will note a concomitant and irritating, complete lack of shame. Or remorse for that matter.

An old friend (who retired and lives in Mexico) Posted this on Facebook with the advice that we all ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

About 10 seconds.

So its not against the law to sell presidential pardons ?

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

The missing doses are probably up for sale on Eric's eBay site. As far as selling pardons is concerned, hey, the money for porn star payoffs doesn't grow on trees, you know!

This beeyotch says she was glad to be on the insurrection and has no guilt in her heart.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

What's the real estate market like for Texas seditionists? Asking for a buddy.

No military parade for Diaper Donnie! He’s lucky they don’t drag him down the street by a rope ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Maybe he can get the coveted "Silver Bone Spur" award for chicken shittery.

Damnit Gary!

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Fool me once, shame on you....

This fucking coward cant even own up to his own bullshit.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

That's right Ted, shit on the living room carpet and blame it on the dog and call for him to be put down. That's our Teddy all right. Fuckwad.

Republicans Call for Unity While Refusing to Acknowledge Biden Won Now that they’re on the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Reminds me of the guy who murdered his parents who asked the judge for mercy because he's an orphan.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! [dailymail.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2021:

He only has a couple of days to finish the "Our Animal Friends" coloring book.

Such a petulant child

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Joe should give him a tour. Joe: "Right here is a cot for when you are working all night on a crisis and you need a break." Orange Asswipe: "Say what, work what?"

To be fair he was shutdown by enormous handicaps like only having complete control of Congress and ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Yeah, he was really swimming upstream on this one...NOT. Goes to show you, even with all the fucking advantages, you don't get anywhere if you are a lazy demagogue with incompetent help.

Moderator HippieChick has asked I update this to clarify my question and I agree, so please take ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wendy's. Home Depot, though the main guy is having a change of heart. The Chick-Fil-A people can blow me, you know they secretly want to.

[healthline.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2021:

While this doesn't account for all instances, I always thought that the main reason for this was the fact that thinking in grays requires *thinking*. Thinking is work and work is unpopular.

I'm starting to think Trump might not release his healthcare plan.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Yeah, but look at what a great plan he put together for infrastruc.....what?...Oh, wait.

'I’m facing a prison sentence': US Capitol rioters plead with Trump for pardons [theguardian.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

2 to 1 says he actually does grant them all pardons, just to piss all over the country one last time.

More "You can't Make This Shit Up!": [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Are we sure he wasn't suggesting a big pillow fight? I can see him jockeying for the contract to be the pillow supplier.

An electric chair would be even funnier!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Reminds me of this one that I posted here a while ago.

Finally arrived for food lovers

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Marbled beef is a thing. So why not beefed marble?

Can't cut them in half.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

You wanna think these things through. Not like this duo.

“No, that is the great fallacy: the wisdom of old men.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2021:

If you aren't careful, you never get that old.

Choose most correct answer

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I'm gonna go with D. LOL

Though I am not sure of the truth in this, it made me laugh! Forgiveness requires HONEST ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Rings true to me, FWIW.

At least she's honest.

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

You look better on your knees when you suck. Just sayin'.

JFC! A Facebook friend (pastor's wife, who completely dismissed my concerns when I was still a ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Of FFS.

I just had to share this, so sweet! :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Better safe than sorry. Does that kitty have its mask on? ;)

Mm! Interesting point! :-D

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Bill was the first target of the then nascent right wing media. He was a dick, and a corporatist pro-Wall Street stooge. However, he never tried to incite violent insurrection, not incidentally because he was well liked by the electorate which gave him his second term. I don't think he could have raised an angry mob if he tried. He did his diddling WAY before the me too movement had a name, and the only thing, the ONLY thing, that saved him from being removed by a republican majority senate was the weak case they made against him.The predominantly white male senate concluded it wasn't a high crime to lie about illicit oral sex. That article cut a little close to their, um, boners. Apples and, well, oranges.

Capitol Building CCTV showed the House Republicans who gave pre-coup ‘reconnaissance’ tours to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Boy, that's the murderer's row of dumbass pricks, isn't it? I hope they are arrested and charged.

MORE "You Just Can't Make this Shit Up!" [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I want to make sure I never visit her district. Those are the morons who elected her.

I would suggest that the Republicans rethink their options - and their hats, "Republicans, Again the...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I am all for redemption, but first there must come repentance, and before that accountability. I doubt these guys, the worst of them at least, will ever get past the first hurdle - acknowledgment.

Report: 'Isolated And Angry' Trump Refuses To Pay Rudy Giuliani For Legal Work [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I've looked but I can't find it, but someone wrote an op-ed back in 2017 that predicted this very sad and expected end of the seditionist's presidency. I paraphrase - he will end his term alone, small and looking tiny in his robes, bitter and isolated. :(

Dave was excited about his new .

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

As Yogi would say, he made a big BooBoo.

“On some great and glorious day, the plain folk of the land will reach their heart’s desire at ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Mencken had deft method of mixing truth, humor, and withering scorn in short statements which, for my money, ascend to the level of artistry.

New twist on an old painting. Blame it on Corona?

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Covid has certainly thrown cold water on all of us who like to hug and kiss. :(

Inside Job? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Republicans acting badly. Very, very, treasonously badly. These guys, at a minimum, should be kicked out of the congress, and ideally serving time in a federal pen somewhere.

Just placing these here.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2021:

The memes almost write themselves these days.

Are we stressed yet?

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Yikes!

Walmart's Announcement After Electoral Vote Controversy: no more donations to parties or candidates

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Very much welcome but waaaaay the fuck overdue. Let's see how long this lasts.

Walls Wiil Not Help, When the Enemy is Within: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

If necessary, build new prisons and put these traitors away.

How can the same people that supported the impeachment of a President for lying about a blow job ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Fabulous question.

The Much Maligned "Deep State" Really at Work: [npr.org]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Not all bureaucracy is necessarily bad. Not all efforts to reduce a bureaucracy's scope are good.

If Trump's violence inciting speech had been made by an Imam in a mosque in the US he would have ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The GOP is waiting for somebody to give them permission, too scared to do anything that seems right unless their dumbass followers signal they want them to. Fuck doing the right thing for its own sake, that's just NOT how they roll.

Should Mike Pence be charged with being complicit in the deaths that were caused by Donald Trump's ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

In for a dime, in for a dollar. He was there keeping his pasty white yap shut during the entire administration. He's guilty, he's complicit, charge his ass.

in case you never looked, here's their website: [proudboysusa.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Ugh, I need to take a shower now.

That some magic trick

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

My late great Uncle Doc had a finger he lost in the mines, and he would do shit like this with it. Brings back memories.

He's so far up his ass!

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Mad Dog 2020, Ted. You assbag.

There is a rumor that the American Contract Bridge Association is calling for all future games be ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Makes sense. We have a guy who is void in one suit.

From the article (link below): After the Civil War, the Insurrection Act was further amended to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Great article, and a reminder that everything we see in the current legal structure had its beginnings in situations preceding our current situation. The key element to take away from the article is that when it was necessary, a responsive and patriotic congress was willing to extend the authority the laws granted, within the confines of constitutional constraints. But that was always the touchstone, was what they were doing or authorizing in accordance with constitutional norms as understood at the time. Thanks for posting, rac, I appreciate it.

Not exactly Bob Ross but I respect the creativity!

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The pictures of Hitler, Van Gogh, and the rebel flag in the background are all a nice touch. This is how they think they are.

Absolutely!...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

If she can stay away from yeast infections, she will never be a quarter pounder with cheese.

You don't love me anymore

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

This is a sign of things to come.

“Good and evil grow up together and are bound in an equilibrium that cannot be sundered.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The precedents were all there in plain sight, but we didn't want to believe it, and now there are millions in a thrall, unable to think for themselves.

Rep Nunes calls for racketeering probe into Big Tech over Parler ban [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

He should let his cow do the talking, I understand she still has her twitter account.

Had to laugh at this one.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Buy a super-soaker gun. Follow me for more romantic tips.

Don and the Giant Impeach Part 2 [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Forceful, eloquent, deft, and on the money.

I am posting this here because she laughs as well as her family but it really shows how hard having ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Awww, that poor sweet girl with that nasty affliction. She is handling it well, and the family looks very supportive. My heart goes out to her anyway. <3

Sarah Sanders humiliated by her high school government teacher for not understanding the 1st ...

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Take off the hood and rip off the brown shirt, and this is what you have left, Sarah Sanders blubbering about the rights of nazis. These people were running the country, FFS.

Hope this hasnt been posted already.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2021:

A good start.

Armed protests being planned at all 50 state capitols, FBI bulletin says [abcnews.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Learning curve. Most people don't want to learn due to laziness and the lack of wanting any trouble if they get involved. The status quo is just fine as long as they are not inconvenienced. Now, a lot of the folks responsible for handling this are facing the fear of failure and public exposure. Is that gonna be enough to save the union this time? An open question. This week is going to be a shit show, one way or the other.

Lovely advice

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Tres embarrassing. LOL

If it existed, we'd all be going

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I paid the extra hundred bucks for an aisle seat on the express to hell. LOL

Melania Identifies Real Victim of the Deadly Capitol Riots: Herself [thedailybeast.

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I can see this as a final Jeopardy answer in the category "Delusional Sluts".

I'm sure they did!

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Hey, that's just how they roll.

Try the Impeachment After McConnell is "Minority Leader!" [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

To me, the key element to the impeachment is not removing him from office. He's gone next week anyway. The important thing is banning him from holding office in the future. This works for me.

White House Scrambles to Find New Social Network After Twitter Ban Twitter and Facebook’s ...

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Good job, Johnny. About time we took the permanent magic marker away from the 3 year old who scribbled all over the walls.

A FB friend normally has a broad range of friends participate in discussions on his account and I ...

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Go get 'em, buddy!

Poor start so far

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I have a friend who insisted that I stop acting like a flamingo. Yeah, I had to put my foot down. :)

So absurd I had to laugh

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2021:

He's giving her the bird.

Brando could do it but.....

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Would I have to clean out all the crap that has accumulated in there first? Not gonna happen any time soon.

I wasn't convinced about impeachment but if this is true my vote has now changed to absolutely.

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2021:

The ban on holding any government office in the future turned it around for me.

“When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own ...

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Attaboy, Winnie!

I get the impression he likes it.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2021:

If you can find his ears, give him a wet willie too. LOL