Icarus, a man, glued feathers to himself with wax and dived from a tower, he flew too close to the ...

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2021:

It's like an entire fantasy series, but written in the bronze age and earlier. 😜

Follow instructions

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2021:

After this guy's divorce, I'll be there for her, and I do my own fucking laundry.

A childhood of dusting was enough!

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Be a rebel!

You've come too soon

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Oooo, that's harsh. Poor bastard.

I often do projects around the house.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Hah! My son is helping me clean out my garage today. So far, I found 3 near full cans of WD40 and 4 half empty packages of batteries. Also, my pruning saw. So I feel you.

Trump

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Pretty good likeness. Not mushroomy enough, but a good start.

A very interesting character, who acquired character too late "I spent thirty-three years and four ...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2021:

When it finally hits you, the truth really hurts. At least Mr. Butler demonstrated an ability to change his mind. That is no small accomplishment.

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2021:

This guy knows a little something about plowing the south forty.

Not the pipe he was hoping to connect

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2021:

The pizza guys get all the luck.

We knew you could do it....

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Sometimes you need to use a radical approach in cases of severe addiction. Heh.

Do you shine your shoes?

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I wear tennis shoes exclusively these days. I was never involved with footwear. I've got 5 pairs of shoes, that's it. My son is totally involved with them - I've never spent more than 80 bucks on a pair of shoes, and that was for hiking sandals. I polished shoes when I grew up and I really didn't like it, but I do other stuff too that most people don't like to do, so....

Want a date?

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I guess no really means no, right? ooo.

If It's not one thing It's your mother! :-D

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I gave you a laugh reaction, but it was against my better judgment. Just kiddin', AC. :)

Humans in a nutshell

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Too true.

Massage Parlor shooter was all about guns and God [news.yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

He should have left pizza out of it. No need to sully the reputation of one of the world's best food groups.

He said no spark

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Once this guy escapes, he ought to get as far away from this young woman as he can.

Information security

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

And this is in spite of the fact that Aladdin is a "special character".

A fair question

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

They see whatever they want to see, same as always.

Vaccine Hesitancy?

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Sweet! If only, right?

Reposting blog by Heather Cox Richardson March 15, 2021 (Monday) Tonight, the Senate confirmed ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

A sad history of exploitation, but a glimmer of hope in the new Secretary. She is up against some formidable and well-funded opposition. Something I suspect she is accustomed to.

To the republican congress

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

They determine who gets to pick first, and avoid the worst of the smegma, by rank. And lordy do we have some rank ones.

It seems that not only do they not understand criminal law, they have no idea what property rights ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Oh, they understand, but they shamelessly claim that they don't when confronted. You can divorce someone who behaves like this in life. I am not sure how to do this with a political party, if that's even what you can call it.

Trying to describe the GOP.

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Yup.

If Jesus Christ came back and said "WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE CLAIMING TO REPRESENT ME AND ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

It's tricky, JC.You gonna have to prove material damage or harm. I worry about how many good lawyers you have up there.

Gee, How could That Happen? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

I'd love to see this frat boy rapey drunk in the hot seat at his own impeachment hearings. He reeks of elitist privilege, sexism, and an alarming ignorance of and hubris about appropriate behavior. Plus, he's a shitty judge.

Wasted time lol

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

It's not wasted. Think of it as cross-training and look for the sport where you can use it to your advantage. ;)

Who would think that if you degrade over 50 % of the population and dis the military and deny the ...

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2021:

To be fair, he swallows too.

New take on a old joke

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I've never seen it, but when I've been in Wyoming, the locals swear this happens a lot. Not necessarily preceded by a bartender with a set up line.

Mental Illness on display for all to see.

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

You can get dreams like this during a high fever.

Grift is Rampnat in His family?: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Hey hey, calm down. Everyone needs a good side hustle. Geez, I wonder if the pre-nup had that as a requirement "Section 15, part G, Party 1 must be willing to commit fraud and willingly grift a charity, turning the funds over to Party 2." Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Turn about, I guess...

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The best part of getting a package is unwrapping it.

Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson ...

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Not to state the obvious, but with this pandemic, we need to recognize the likely vectors when we can determine them.

LMAO love it

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2021:

It pays to advertise.

The stable genius

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Yup, that's our boy all right. LOL

Watching Biden address the nation, I'm still in awe that we have a president who explains things ...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2021:

About time, am I right?

Its what her browser said she searches

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

If you communicate well, she gonna pull you aside and say "All right, here's what I want you to do..."

Doctor, can you please take a closer look?

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Awww.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Good. I hope they followed the mob rule for this. If someone is worth shooting, he (or she) is worth shooting twice.

I think she lied

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Better safe than "Holy shit, what's that!?!"

Just to put the doubters right! :-D

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

I heard they gave little Archie a pony named "Piebald".

What happened dear?

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Premature Maytagulation.

Angels and demons? :-D

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Healthiest right boob in town.

If you need me I’ll be scratching at the door...

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

It's a question of perspective. LOL

Hmm alan

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Cute. Say, does anyone have his mom's number by any chance?

Patience is a virtue! :-D

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Be careful, don't want to rear-end them. Now, wait, let me think this through. LOL

Freudian slip? [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

The "base" will do it too. Probably gonna each send him their stimulus checks and bitch and moan that the democrats stole their jobs.

One of the most obnoxious aspects of Republican behavior is their claimed outrage over a supposedly ...

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2021:

When you're, you're right. And you are correct in every statement.

The real crabs just rotted in shame.

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Life intimidates art. 🤣

The heat must be getting closer to the real American traitor...DJT! [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

It's only a matter of time. This whole truckfull of sewerage will start spilling out pretty soon.

Is It Done Yet? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Now there's a guy who likes to get into fights he is bound to lose. Judges don't really react to bullies and strongarm tactics very well.

This asswipe has got to go! Centrist?

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

He is an incompetent intellectual lightweight who understands he has leverage, but lacks the wit or the insight to use it intelligently. I guess he's better than some other WV republican yahoo, but that difference is getting harder and harder to detect.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Tells Election ‘Criminals’ They Can Lessen Prison Time If They Turn ...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

This is where we need a "rolling my eyes" reaction.

The Obedient Patient A pretty woman goes to a doctor.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Well, that went to shit in a hurry. LOL

And so it begins:

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

That is waaaay too many. These kids will learn, possibly the hard way. LOL

It's easier wearing a kilt, I guess?[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

That's hilarious! Gotta love the Scottish sense of humor. They really know how to cuss, too.

Maybe, but those opposable thumbs sure come in handy

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Ha Ha, they don't know we are really apes and not monkeys at all. Dumb dogs. :)

Weird but might work lol

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

You can break my bones, but you'll never break my boner!

Mariokart

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Awww, that's gotta be rough.

“I have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneliness and the safety from...

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

I never regarded my madness in that light before. It's a valid point.

Me on this new diet

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Lay off the beans, bro! LOL

I'd say "most probably" is the answer to this! :-)

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

If only it was that easy, AC.

The Criminarian

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Ouch!

can't even get arrested anymore ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2021:

That is the worst kind of hangover problem. LOL

Haven't seen that one

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2021:

I dunno Bob, I'd give this one a chance.

Rudy Giuliani, After Blowing Past Deadline to Respond to Dominion’s Billion-Dollar Lawsuit, ...

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2021:

He's just squirming around on the hook, which ain't coming out.

Anyone else think we need to get it to promise good behavior prior to being allowed to come back?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Unfortunately, I believe there is a jurisdictional problem here.

Are you a happy person too?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Whaddaya mean by THAT crack??

Is there a formula?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

That's not important. What's important is how much money she THINKS he has.

If you’re a bit of a nerd, you may find it relatively funny?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Yeah, in theory.

Are you in the corner?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Gives a new meaning to the term "drain plug". LOL

Romney's TRUST Act is a Trojan Horse to cut seniors' benefits | TheHill

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Romney has had a hard-on for social security and medicare for a long time, this isn't anything new. He was the enemy of our enemy for a while, now he's just another wingnut enema.

It appears that Dr. Seuss-ness is alive and well!

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Oh yeah, box of hammers territory.

Being considerate shouldn't be political

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I can see this as a legitimate reason.

I see no down side...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Yeah, ok. You want me to chip in for the nails? You got a good hammer?

Crocodile Dundee goes into a crowded pub with a big crocodile on a lead, the crowd make a dash to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Negotiate FIRST. Smart.

“The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud”............Coco Chanel.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Sometimes it's courageous. Other times it just because you didn't know who was listening to you.

So the Vatican is still trying to recruit perverts then, as if their reputation is not stained ...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Well that sucks. Ooo, wait a minute, bad choice of words. That blows? No, that's still no good. That bites, I like that one, but only if Father O'Flannagan howls loudly.

How the virus has affected some.

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Ooooh. Sadly, I can relate.

I never knew this

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

The ones with the best physiques sometimes join the chip and dale dancers as a side hustle. .

Wednesday morning chuckle

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I did it before. In a pinch, I can do it again if necessary.

Budget nominee Tanden withdraws nomination amid opposition [aol.

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Well, when the republican caucus is a bunch of spineless hypocritical asswipes, it's not that much of a surprise.

Is that a stimulus in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

zeuser comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Nothing to be ashamed of. I consider mine to be a symbol of masculinity.

The FBI arrested a notorious white supremacist livestreamer in an early morning raid in Florida on ...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So the followers of a wingnut insurrectionist convicted felon who *publishes* pictures of himself holding guns and being a racist dick are worried that they might be implicated, huh? Gee, ain't that just too fucking bad, you know?

How about a happy house

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Looks like this guy is baked. Jus sayin '.

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St.

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I think I know that cabbie.

Figured it out...

zeuser comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Awwww.

Poor bloke

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2021:

That, my friend, is hilarious!

Love like you have never seen before

zeuser comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Sometimes, persistence and ingenuity pay off. Other times, you're this guy.

“Once you're enthralled to your ego in a relentless pursuit of world domination and shoving your ...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Joe is onto something there. I think he's right.

Help me

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

First the nails, now the anal probes. Some days, it just doesn't pay to arise from the dead.

New recipe, you need to try it

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

You eat a bunch of these, *you'll* be deep fried. 🤣

Not this time though

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

That's what they teach you in coyote school. LOL

I've found that going along to get along works best...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

See if you can get a succubus as one of your demons. They are a lot of fun to snuggle with. LOL

Happy birthday, Linus Pauling.

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I remember reading an interview with Dr. Pauling when I was much younger and sitting on the atheist fence. Pauling was an outspoken atheist. The interviewer asked him, "If you are an atheist, what do you believe in?" Pauling said this, "I believe that all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles." That answer opened the door for me, it galvanized all of my atheist thinking, I embraced it and never looked back. He was a human being with his imperfections, but he was and is one of my heroes. I repeat that quotation when someone asks me what I believe in.

Every day .

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Family is important. They may not understand, but they will love you no matter what. You're a good dog mama. Somehow, when you take care of them, you are taking care of yourself too. Thanks for your work on the front lines, y'all don't get enough credit. <3

Just saying it's true

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Technology is your friend!

A farmer had 3 sons Tom, Dick & Harry, every Saturday they all went to the village dance, they never...

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Uh oh. Always under promise and over perform.

Who is really behind this off-the-wall conspiracy cult?

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2021:

The key question of how we can snap them the fuck out of it. These lunatics are a festering national sore, it will not get better on its own. I don't have any ideas, I am stumped.

Mixed messages

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Yeah, that dog is fried.

MS NASTY IS ATTACKING AGAIN Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a tweet denying Rep.

zeuser comments on Feb 26, 2021:

What a sad waste of skin.