"It is better to be humble than hung.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2020:

As it turns out, I am both. 8-)

Yup thats them

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Proudly ignorant, unabashedly ignoring testimony, and many, like Marsha Blackburn from Tennessee, willing to impugn the integrity of proudly serving, decorated American war heroes, for cheap, and I can't emphasize this enough, cheap political points. I hope she loses and then nobody wants to hire her.

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. - Mignon McLaughlin

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I dunno, I've seen some pretty extreme cases.

No sympathy

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. But light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

You should never put on your best trousers on when you og out to fight for freedom and truth.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Good advice. Also when you eat a blueberry muffin or a plate of spaghetti with marinara sauce.

23andMe Lays Off 100 People as DNA Test Sales Decline Home DNA-testing company 23andMe will be ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I know who a lot of my ancestors were. If these guys confirmed that, I'd be inclined to ask for a second opinion.

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself. - Tom Masson

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

It sure feels like that sometimes.

If women dressed for men, the clothing stores wouldn't sell much- just the occasional sun visor.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

This doesn't work for everybody, but it's also a gag, so....

If we are uncritical we shall always find what we want: we shall look for, and find, confirmations, ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Is this the guy with the penguins? He's got it right.

Happy Friday!

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I mean really, what are you looking at, toots?

Oh oh oops

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Careful what you wish for, mom.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a creationist to obtain a PhD ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I bet one could do it at Bob Jones University.

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists has moved the Doomsday clock to 100 seconds from midnight.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Well all right, things are looking bleak. But what do you do, nothing? Or just about anything else. Maybe it won't work, but you gotta try something.

something to share.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

I wasn't that crazy about them to start out, but this shit is historically unforgivable and unforgettable.

Yup probably true

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

No they didn't. That's the joke. In this case, the gag.

Gee, what a little make up can do, huh?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2020:

May look better, smells the same.

I am a recent widower and signed up on a dating site.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

375 miles is a long way to drive - each way! - to get belief-shamed. Sorry that happened to you, partner. Hope you had some fun on the trips. And now you have a valuable piece of experience to guide you in the future. Learn, and then live on. Best of luck, and may harmony find you. 8-)

This is true

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

28 degrees here in NC. It is indeed quite brisk.

GOP the untouchables?

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

We'll get him eventually. The damage he inflicts between now and then, however, should outrage everyone.

I’m sure it will be a laugh a minute

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

He's had the most experience at being a punch line, that's for sure.

They wont talk about it

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Blink once for yes, twice for no. Did they put you in a glass box?

I have no ducks.

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Me too. I've named them.

Trump impeachment trial: 4 stories from first day spell doom for Mitch McConnell [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Doom might be overstating it, but things definitely aren't all going his way.

Hard to travel in "Moses" times, specially in the desert!

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Man, that sucks. Or is it "manna" that sucks? LOL

New haircut today. What do you think?

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Looks like you're having a ball. 8-) Your haircut is very cute, it suits you.

Barr: “It’s Not a Crime” for Trump to Demand Staffers Lie to Investigators | Vanity Fair

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

I reeeeeally dislike this self-righteous toad. Once we manage to pry the talking yam out of the white house, I predict this asswipe will go to jail.

Watch out for holes - road safety

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Always good advice no matter what you are doing, cuz they're everywhere.

Iran could win war-crimes lawsuit against Trump over Soleimani killing - Business Insider

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I'll chip in 10 bucks for a good lawyer for Iran.

Look out for granny

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Rally big meals on wheel?

I have searched endlessly and I can only find medical doctors that are just practicing not one ...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I'd rather have a doctor in practice rather than one in theory.

“Nature has planted in our minds an insatiable longing to see the truth.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I'm not sure this is how it works for everybody, but it is a noble idea we all should aspire to.

Does it hurt when you talk? Lol

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Hurts me. That counts, yeah?

While the rest of you celebrate Martin Luther King Day, Texas will celebrate slavery and Confederate...

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Cmon TX, stop this horseshit.

Why does this sound like treason?

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2020:

The cyber war guys wouldn't need any fucking uniforms. Cheetos and red bull. And some sushi. 🤣

Big oops there

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

I dunno. I'd wear it. It pays to advertise.

Have you ever noticed?

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Technically, a bull's asshole.

The Trump Administration Weakens Standards for ICE Detention Facilities

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Man, this has Steven Miller and Nazi motherfucker written all over it.

Dont let them get you down

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

For a minute, I thought this was my Tinder feed.

They are just coming out of the woodwork everywhere.. beware!

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

It would be a big improvement if both of them were fictional instead of just one of them.

Just heard about this on Morning Joy.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

They got called on it, apologized, and said they wouldn't do it anymore. Tweet calling the National Archives losers in 5, 4, 3....

They are all around us! After a brief discussion, today, at my local supermarket, about how the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

The bumper sticker left out the word "is".

Just like a kitty

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Genie: "You want tuna? AGAIN?" Cat: "meowr"

A friend sent this today.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

I'd like to buy this guy a beer.

Here's a group of conservative judges, petitioning to become President Trump's next appointment to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Good one, Johnny!

[independent.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Like the marines, but pointless.

“Time spent arguing is, oddly enough, almost never wasted.” - Christopher Hitchens

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2020:

You can argue for a point of view in a discussion or a debate, but an actual argument where emotions substitute for logic is, in my experience, pointless.

Evolution of language.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Oh FFS. JFC!

Great headline!

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

The swans were totally lying to the poor goose. "Are you sure you're geese? Something feels, I dunno, *off*" "Oh hell yeah, we are for sure geese! Keep stroking Tommy!" LOL

Let us begin a petition to cut the Press Secretary position.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

When she talks, the resulting stream of horseshit is uniquely odious. In a way, I'm sort of glad she isn't giving press briefings so we are spared both the ball-licking obsequious sycophancy and the unvarnished contempt for the press and the citizens of the US - trademarked by Sarah Sanders.

Two questions: 1.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Let's apply the Trumpian test for guilt vs. innocence, it's foolproof. "Well, he strongly denies it." There we go, innocent and pure as the driven snow, QED.

Ron Reagan says his father 'would have been embarrassed and ashamed' of Trump | TheHill

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Ron Jr. is the one thing I can think of that Ron Sr. got right.

Me, coming home from work:

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

When you are talking to a beautiful woman, a minute goes by very quickly. BUT, if you are sitting on a hot stove...

In 2020 its important to get people the help they really need

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2020:

I'm WAY past the first step. I'm at the "ok let's hang him by his heels" step.

I thought how can it be, worse than Moscow Mitch? But then I read on. [mediaite.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

I hope the Maine voters flush her ass down into the septic tank of history.

Hammered 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Nailed it.

“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” - Mark Twain

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Sad but true.

What about believing even if you know it is not true?

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

From a pragmatic standpoint, if you exercise a belief and it results in a positive outcome but for an unrelated reason, why waste your time on this kind of indirection? Wouldn't it be better to know what actually caused the good results so as to concentrate time and effort there, instead of accidentally getting a benefit because a belief happened to coincide with reality? Seems you could multiply the good outcomes that way by deliberately pursuing effective methods.

These are long overdue after a lifetime of blond women jokes! [scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net]

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Well, I wasn't a big fan of the blonde women jokes or their predecessor, the polak joke. I can see where blonde women might see this as sort of a payback, but honestly, wouldn't it be better to eliminate this kind of humor completely? IMHO

"Rather than getting him to appreciate America’s traditional role and alliances, Trump began to ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Don't lose hope, sometimes things have to go really bad before they improve. When your ass kisses bottom, there is no place to go but up. You have a lot of company, remember that.

Just something to think about.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

You can see a lot of automated trolls in the comments sections for posts made by people like Speaker Pelosi.

Trump team finally releases billions in hurricane relief for Puerto Rico — with major strings ...

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

The bozo at the top still thinks they are illegal immigrants.

Wow i did t know that

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Hah, they fooled you. It's actually his stunt double.

Book Banning: Given the barely tolerated status of A/A's in the power structure of the U.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2020:

This has been a wingnut wet dream for decades, deciding what everyone else can or can't read. The dream is that everyone will read the bible and then convert to find jeebus after which they vote republican and persecute minorities. This is how it starts.

Federal agency publishes ‘bombshell legal opinion’ showing Trump’s White House violated the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Whoa, he violated the law? *Now* he's in for it, am I right? 🙄

Tradeoffs.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Sometimes pushes you into a septic tank but you manage to get out. Do you feel OK? Happy to be out, but covered with shit, and a nasty memory that will never go away. Like that.

Is it bad that I felt nearly giddy as Schiff read the Articles of Impeachment?

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

I got the goosebumps.

Ukraine announces the right investigation.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

The ukies have it more together than we do. Y'all know why, right?

A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Yeah, that's how we roll here in North Kackalacky. 🙄🤣

We need an investigation to determine just what Saudi Arabia wants in return for their money.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

If it smells rotten...

Zero Fucks Coins Allow You To Literally Give Zero Fucks

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Why can't I have great marketable ideas like this?

I confess since Trump come in to power I (along with my wife) have become a bit of an MSNBC junkie.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Every democrat needs to stress this message running against any and every republican candidate. This is their republican shitpile, they have to be forced to eat a bite of it every fucking day.

Trump places restrictions on aid to Puerto Rico

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

It's not often we get to see actual malevolent and cruel evil at such a staggering scale.

...like an onion ring...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Always a pleasure. 8-)

Giuliani associate Parnas says Trump 'knew exactly what was going on' [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

I'm outta words on this one.

Putin just held a press conference in which he more or less appointed himself czar for life.

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

I can see where he might want to, but honestly his position is quite a bit weaker than Vlad's who has been at the top for 20 years or so. Our guy still eats crayons.

Mysterious ways my ass

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Of course he is!!

Trump raged against ‘unfair’ law prohibiting bribes to foreign officials: New book ...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Criminal asswipe.

Pope Francis assures atheists: You don’t have to believe in God to go to heaven | The Independent

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2020:

Wow. This changes everything. WTF?

“Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2020:

I'm willing to give that a try. Let's get down to the last king and priest though. First things first. I'm all about logistics. 8-)

Y'all are gonna burn!

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Well, neither is anybody else (ask me why not), so...

Dershowitz like Giuliani lost all credibility they might have had by becoming trump brown nosers.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Given what happened to a lot of those people on his client list, you couldn't pick a better guy to issue a complaint.

Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

An open handed slap across the kisser can have a similar effect. But then you are guilty of assault. So pick your spots.

“What do you most value in your friends? Their continued existence.” - Christopher Hitchens

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Nothing you can do about that, either. My dad will turn 95 next week. All of his friends are dead. Except for me, all of his family is dead too. I shared this fact with my physician during a check up, and she advised me to start making friends with younger people now. It's good advice for anyone.

William Barr, Trump’s Sword and Shield (A fascinating and detailed account of Barr's history and ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Jabba the Barr is in a race with Moscow Mitch to see who can destroy the republic from within first.

“I try to deny myself any illusions or delusions, and I think that this perhaps entitles me to try...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

I generally change the subject. Saves everyone some time.

Dating after 50.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

I admit I have turned around and walked away after that telltale hint of mothballs.

Accurate depiction!!!!

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Oh I remember those fuckwads. I stopped shaving when I turned 18 to protest the war and the draft, and I received unbelievable abuse for simply having visible facial hair. And now, their window licking offspring are back at it. SMFH

This showed up on my FB memories so I thought I would share 😊 On a recent trip to Petsmart, I ...

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2020:

I bet she ate crayons when she was younger.

Please no!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2020:

This was bullshit when I was 18, and almost 50 years later, it's still bullshit.

Sounds like a republican

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2020:

No, no, he just has a wide stance. LOL

Public service announcement

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2020:

I got 9 last night. Didn't help. Like at all.

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”...............George Carlin.

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2020:

Hey now, I've done that...well, the screwing part at least.

Hey, now there's an idea! Don't like Mexicans, no tacos for you ya racist fucktard.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2020:

That leaves spam, Kraft cheese, and mountain dew. LOL

How country are you?

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Oh man, that is so down home.

Nevermind the lies he has told, those lips have had a lot of action.

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Yuck.

Faster then draining the swamp!!!!

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The big ones always float to the top, don't they?

Questionable fashion choices

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Y'all being too harsh. Those boots make a fashion statement. That statement is "At least you're not looking at my chest."

Warning! Though it's possible to date someone who believes in God, it is not possible to date a ...

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2020:

Yeah, I had a similar situation. I put up with it for 3 years. It's in the rearview mirror now, no regrets. But man, it could've been awesome. Ah well, next play.

"If you don't forget about sex, sex will not forget about you.

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2020:

I dunno about that.

😂😂😟Last to go.

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2020:

That gag is pretty cornea.