How many of you curse like a sailor?
When I do my religious mother gets
offended. So Iām using new cursing words
out of the handmaids tale.
Blessed be the fruit or blessed be.
Any new curse word suggestions?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Having served in the Navy aboard a ship, yes. LOL. I already knew how. My Dad swore, especially when working on the car, etc. He never said Fuck. I on the other hand.....
Anyway, a new term for you all - Ubiquitous Whore. I created that so I could swear at the car while working on it while I had kids.
Swear story: When the kids were teens, I bought an old Fiero. It needed a new radiator. I bought one and told the kids to put it in while I went to work my summer job. I come home, it was done. My now ex asked (snarkily) if I wanted to hear what our 14 year old daughter learned from her brothers. Sure. So, my daughter pointed at parts of the car and said, "That's a son-of-a-bitch and that's a motherfucker."
Beowulfsfriend
Level 9
Nov 1, 2020
2
After six years in the Navy, working construction to put myself through college, (G.I. Bill is inadequate), then after riding around on a Harley a few years, yes I fucking cuss.
The new curse word is "Trump".
Willow_Wisp
Level 8
Nov 1, 2020
12
Fuck what anyone else thinks. They can fuck all the way off....and I tell my own mother that. My dad used to make a big deal out of women that did, I would just point out that he's where I learned them from. He'd turn away with a half smile but still be pissed off about it.
Larimar
Level 8
Nov 1, 2020
9
What fries my cookies is when a man says he doesn't like to hear women swear.
@TheoryNumber3 I like women who know their mind and can tell what they want and need.
@TheoryNumber3 , that crawls my frame every time 
@TheoryNumber3 That's what my dad was doing...
@Larimar Yeah it's ok for men to swear like marines in front of women, but god forbid women should swear
What the fuck is wrong with the old friggin curse word?
Charlene
Level 9
Nov 1, 2020
7
@Gwendolyn2018 fucking gawddamned right there ain't..Jesus,Mary and fucking Joseph, who the fuck has fucking time to come up with fuckng new gawddamn curse words? Shit, I barely having fucking time to think, nevermind fucking thinking about some shitassed new friggin fangled curse word. Thanks for the support, fuckin love it!
@Gwendolyn2018 would you two fucking stop. Godammit! Can't leave you for one goddamn minute goddamn kids always into fucking shit some goddamn place. Goddammit. I give the fuck up!
Words of my goddamn father 
@freeofgod My Dad was not much of a user of profanity/swearing BUT when either his kids were doing something a bit wrong/incorrect or something he was doing went hay-wire we'd hear him say things like, "Moses on a Moped, " " Judas Priest," " Mary on the Modess," "Jesus on Pushbike," BUT if you heard the words " Christ and Cornflakes" uttered you knew it was time to either cover your ears or duck for cover....LOL.
@Charlene My 'mother' the ever present 'Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth' occasional when it suited her 'Christian' was the perfect (LOL) example of a NON-profanity user WHEN she thought no-one could hear her and I'd say I learnt every single swear word in my vast vocabulary of profanities from her.
Dad, on the other hands, was the old School Gentleman type, a full-on Atheist who, IF he caught any of his kids swearing would simply give them a very black look, shrug his shoulders and shake his head.
Though he did use the 'Feck' a few times and I still remember clearly him saying " If u c Kate" when he accidently sat on barbed fish hook once.
Basically, I don't trust people who don't cuss.
mischl
Level 8
Nov 2, 2020
6
Yanno, I feel the same way!!
The worst thing I ever heard my cousin's wife say was "Oh Gosh". One day she asked me a question and I slipped and said "Fuck NO". And she looked like she was struck by lightning. I apologized and said "I'm sorry. I know you don't like cursing". And she said "I just think it sounds a little trashy". Well excuuuuuse me!
TheoryNumber3
Level 8
Nov 1, 2020
8
And I'd lay odds on bets that alone and behind closed doors she swears like a trooper anyway.
You can be fairly certain that those "Butter wouldn't melt in their mouths " types are more often than not the biggest users of profanity, etc, of all.
@Triphid Normally I'd agree with you, but I think in this case, her response would always be "Oh gosh". I think she grew up in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
I had some friends from the UK back in the 90ās and they were always telling people to ābugger offā. Apparently bugger off means fuck off!!
Redheadedgammy
Level 9
Nov 1, 2020
7
And the Vee (peace) sign turned around means 'up yours'
And there's an awful lot of use of "wanker" there too. A great expletive for describing plonkers, nobheads, and tossers
You could say 'fart', since that is a synonym for 'Trump' in England, or the other way round. But maybe that is a bit strong in the US right now.
Fernapple
Level 9
Nov 2, 2020
7
Is it really???
@TheoryNumber3 Yes my mother always used to say. "I just trumped." Maybe its only in the north east.
@Fernapple I love it!!!!!!!!!!! I never knew that!
I have always loved the British. Now even more so!
Sometimes I Spoonerize the words, as in: "Fut the shuck up!"
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
Nov 1, 2020
7
I like that!!
That spoonerism sounds as funny as fuffalo barts.
I've always had a foul mouth. My mother used to stick a bar if soap in my mouth as punishment. But I need new swear words 'cause the old ones are passƩ. Fuck is worn out. Cocksucker should be a term of endearment. I rely more and more on expressions, like "I wouldn't touch a trump voter with a rabid dog's dick".
BitFlipper
Level 8
Nov 1, 2020
5
Fucktwaddle
Asssplat
Trumpbuttlicor
I could go on but maybe not what you were looking for.
Leelu
Level 7
Nov 1, 2020
6
@Leelu My favorite is Twat waffle!
Iām loving the suggestions.
@MichelleGar1 I don't use any gendered slurs. Gave them up several years ago when I found out there were a couple of hundred slurs for males and more than 2000 slurs for females. Our language works against us so I changed my language.
@Wildgreens "diaper it mom"
I am an ex sailor, I swear in multiple languages. Your religious mother just needs to be de-sensitized. I remember this guy who used the word "fuck", around this girl and she got up in his face about it, so he just kept on repeating the word over and over again, that is exactly what he was up to, and by the way, the way I look at it, words are not much more than phonetic combinations, and if people are offended by them, it is because of what is going on in their head, not yours.
Archeus_Lore
Level 7
Nov 1, 2020
5
How many of you curse like a sailor?
:::::Raising my hand:::::
TheoryNumber3
Level 8
Nov 1, 2020
4
LOL, BOTH hands and BOTH feet raised very high here.
One I use often when in public places is " Oh, Sheep shit" or "Frog Farts Stink."
Nope, I am who I am, I just let it flow out of my mouth!
MichelleGar1
Level 9
Nov 1, 2020
4
I've been binge watching "Mr. Mercedes" on the Peacock network, and the Scottish investigator's favorite expression is "Fook me in the arse"
TheoryNumber3
Level 8
Nov 2, 2020
5
"If something surprised me I use to say "fuckin' hell !", until someone pointed out that "They don't. It's one of the punishments"
Paul_Clamberer
Level 7
Nov 2, 2020
4
Thank you for my first laugh of the day!!
Oh, sweet mother of pearl.
Sonja44
Level 7
Nov 1, 2020
5
I have to think about that one. 
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