Armed Militias Flock to Gettysburg to Foil Fake Antifa Flag Burning

After a mysterious figure on social media repeatedly boasted about plans antifa protesters supposedly had to converge on the Gettysburg battlefield on Independence Day to burn American flags - armed militia members, bikers and white nationalists turned up en masse July 4 to defend against the imaginary flag burning by leftists.

Wow, slow down all you macho weekend warriors - looks like the antifa boogeyman gotcha good. Why, it’s a miracle these pot-bellied, gun-toting, “Early Bird Special Forces" didn't form a circular firing squad - and start shooting each other in the name of “free-dumb.”

The truth be known, it’s a pretty safe bet that the only thing even close to combat most of these tattooed, 101st BarcaLounger Squadron warriors have ever seen - is fighting their way to the front of some buffet line.

I’ll tell you one thing, it’s lucky for them that the hoaxer didn’t suggest to these gullible half-wits, that the flag burning was going to place inside the mouth of an active volcano.

Anyway, that’s gotta be quite a let-down. I suppose that means it’s back to running around in the woods, playing grab-ass with the other storm-trooper wannabes. That said, it’s still kind of sad to think this 4th of July, the Gettysburg battlefield ended up completely littered with tons of white trash.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]