Trump Claims Biden Is Against God and Will Hurt the Bible

President Trump is claiming that presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee and practicing Catholic Joe Biden, is "against God" and will “hurt the Bible,” adding that Biden will also "take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment,” so there’ll be “no religion, no anything.”

Now, when the President claims that Biden is gonna hurt God, it’s important to remind Trump supporters that Donald Trump isn’t really God. He just wants to be.

Like that interview the other day - when they asked him about the rising Covid-19 death toll, and all Trump could say was “well, it is what it is.” Good point! Kind of reminds me of that time Jesus walked into a leper colony and said “well, it is what it is.” I’m tellin’ ya, the parallels here, are downright eerie.

Folks, if you ask me, it all boils down to that age-old question, “why did the big chicken cross the road?” Of course, those who keep up with the news, will immediately know the answer - “to hold the Bible upside down, while using an unsuspecting church in the background as a prop - for a partisan photo op.”

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]