US Now Officially Has a Space Force and a Space Command
While no one seems quite certain as to exactly what they will actually be doing, President Trump has signed into law America’s newest branch of the military - Space Force, by declaring there’s "going to be a lot of things happening in space, because space is the world's newest war fighting domain.”
When asked about their new assignments, commanders say they’re really, really excited, but did have to admit that for the foreseeable future, the only space they’ll be occupying will be rather expensive “office space” in Washington DC.
Hell, I can think of a job they can tackle right away. Why not start by exploring some of that unchartered “space” that exists between Trump's ears? Why, you could even describe the mission as “boldly going, where no other racists have gone before!”
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Ha,ha, he’s probably thinking of countless diversions, profitable business opportunities, not to mention excuses to avoid social spending. Hopefully he’ll send Julianni and the boys up to scout things out first and send back good real news.
Bilbobagins
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Dec 30, 2019
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Another example of the dream world this guy lives. More money for his projects and screw the citizens of the country.
JackPedigo
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Dec 28, 2019
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There must be an angle to this that puts money in his pocket!!!
Redheadedgammy
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Dec 28, 2019
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Space force? Are we fighting aliens now? There's nobody up there 
Cutiebeauty
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