I was loading my huge and possibly-goofy, colorful suitcase into my car, head down, slightly stressing over the weight, when I suddenly heard some man yelling loudly at me; looked up, he was at least 2 parking spaces away but he just HAD to startle me out of my skin in order to crack this joke: "I guess you wouldn't miss that one at the airport!!!" I just glared at him as he kept walking.
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Willow_Wisp
Level 8
Jan 14, 2023
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Some people just can't help stating the bleeding obvious.
TheoryNumber3
Level 8
Jan 14, 2023
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l have a small red sock knotted on the handle of my suitcase. it is invaluable in finding my luggage at baggage claim.
TheDoubter
Level 9
Jan 13, 2023
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Sorry you were startled, however, maybe the guy was lonely and just wanted attention..... what color is your "possibly goofy" suitcase?
Redheadedgammy
Level 9
Jan 13, 2023
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Yes, probably so. It's purple, with owls on it. I just thought introverts might relate to the feeling. It would have felt much different if he were, for example, standing next to me in a line or something, rather than yelling suddenly from afar.
@Agn0s Love the color purple, and owls are awesome! We introverts do have issues with other humans who are extremely extroverted. At least I do, but I try to keep in mind others enjoy the banter back and forth with others. 
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