And the dog whistles "Dixie" out of its anus?
That wasn't a dog it was a Redneck housewife....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz What dog (god) ? I thought that we are mainly agnostics & atheists here?
@FrayedBear Didn't you know?... The mating call of the Redneck woman is whistling Dixie out of her asshole. They practice it for their brothers starting about age 5 from my understanding... They say it has something to do with Southern Baptist religious beliefs.
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Nope, hadn't heard that one or about the existance of elves & their genocidal practices against reindeer but then I'm not American or believing in fairy tales.
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.