Popcorn because as pretty as she was it was like a horror movie...
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A hairy tube steak that should have stayed on the grill a bit longer....
Freespirit64
Level 8
Oct 25, 2020
3
Toast w/o jam and a glass of tap water.
jdubose
Level 7
Oct 25, 2020
2
Well either she was pretty bad or you can't cook....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz YUP probably both
Tough crowd?
Bland??
I think she wanted scrambled eggs. But that misses the point.
Based on my last sexual sexual experience I'd serve her steamed and chilled cauliflower. Bland and without enthusiasm.
BitFlipper
Level 8
Oct 24, 2020
2
Pork shoulder, cooked long and slow... 
Cutiebeauty
Level 9
Oct 24, 2020
0
@Fmdg a pork chop, but not a pork shoulder ☺
I cooked him a pot roast, so the house smelled great when he entered.
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Oct 23, 2020
3
Dinner for one
bookofmorons
Level 9
Oct 23, 2020
5
@Fmdg the meal was good LOL