This is a job for Smudge the cat!
For the die-hard Smudge lovers...
I wish I could. I'm done with this nonsense.
I actually find that a huge relief, and am not giving up!
I read it both ways. They should have used four separate lines in order to clarify their meaning.
Only needs one - either vertical or horizontal.
Depends on the day and my mood; could go either way!
Not to the Universe anyway.
The Universe is indifferent, no matter how many religions that sentient life forms create.
@Surfpirate ...what?
I mean, I think I agree, but I might also be having a stroke...
(edit: ok, I think there's a Y missing. Phew, I was about to call the doctor.)