Yep, wish someone would have handed me the pool net on Easter... I've got a cut on my nose and forehead from the pool net, which is stored in a handy place for Andre the Giant maybe, but I'm only 5'6" so by the time I tipped the heavy pole with the net over its hook, it bonked my on the head.
Normally I wait for someone taller than me to scoop the leaves out of the pool, but only people there this past Sunday was an older woman shorter than me... So, I sacrificed my face for all the swimmers who came after me that day. Since I get my picture taken for a living, my recent weddings have all been photographed with my back to the camera, haha!
Makeup only does so much for the bloody cuts turning to scabs and bruises on my face. I know, first world problems, waa waa waah, I hurt myself cleaning the pool so I could go swimming. Just sharing since my nose and forehead still hurt! Thinking about asking the Homeowners association to move the pool tool hook a few inches lower, so it doesn't happen again. I think I'm shrinking, since I used to be able to reach it!
We call them folk who create biased posts like this "heightists".
Hey...but if Randy Newman can joke about "short people" I guess Glenn can...
I always try to give them a hand up but for some reason it comes up short
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .