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@5082gregory I was walking and happened upon an elderly gentleman at a bus stop. He was bawling his eyes out. I asked him was was wrong, and he replied: "I'm retired, have plenty of money and have a young wife who adores me and lavishes love and sex on me any time I desire it. With Viagra, I can perform magnificently with this beautiful and luscious woman." "Wow, I said!" "Why are you so distraught?"
[Bursting into tears] "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"
Reminds me of a joke
@5082gregory Someone is going to have to beg me to tell it.
@5082gregory OK!
@5082gregory See above!
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself