That we can borrow enough money to get a tattoo.
Honest, loyal, and can take care of their own bills is 90% of what I want. Good looks don't matter that much, but don't hurt at all. Just a bonus.
18 to 92
Deaf, dumb, and blind will do.
I think I'll need to try all the possible permutations of women before I can settle on a preference.
Not this guy I like em broke, inked up, and full of rascality.
Rascality...??
Dating a virgin isn't what it's cracked up to be... I think it's partly been hyped up because men used to just be able to have their way with them and if they complained you could just smack them around a bit.
These men are going to stay mighty lonely... ?