Adam and Eve Repopulate
Reminds me of a passage I read.
(I'll paraphrase)
Him: (after exposing himself to her in preparation for sex) How do you like it?
Her: (without thinking) Sliced on rye with mustard.
That exchange made me laugh so freakin' hard.
It still does every time I think about it.
I have always felt terrible for guys who are unfortunately endowed.
It's not their fault. It's just a cruel trick of nature, for which they are not responsible.
It's horrible to be judged on something so intimate and so out of your control.
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