My one friend, whos no longer with us, said that his church had a workshop they called "marital aid". It was for married couples looking for ways to be more open anout their sexual needs. Basically unwinding some of the repression they were holding on to so they could feel comfortable and unashamed in a sexual context.
He always liked to describe the pastor running it as very excitable, saying he was bouncing around the room answering questions and offering encouragement. "Remember folks, Jesus wants you to enjoy this! God created you to enjoy this! So just try to imagine that while your going at it that Jesus is right next to the bed cheering you on!"
WTF?
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
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Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
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Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.