I really want to throw up some snark about guys who like anal being closeted homosexuals, but I'm going to exercise self-restraint. This time.
Not having a penis, I can't imagine what it's like to want to fuck everything with a hole.
To which I say, YAY!
Pffft. Oh really? Would you like us to believe all women aren't intimately familiar with, oh I don't know..
Carrots
Cucumbers
Gear shift knobs
Ears of corn
Squash
Zucchini
GI Joe action figures
Rolling pins
Water bottles
Wine bottles
Bed posts
Door knobs
Trailer hitches
Walrus tusks
Flashlights
Pringles cans
Spatula handles
????????
Thanks kk, good one. I needed the laugh today.
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