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Actual photo of a church sign I've been driving by daily for the past two weeks. It's a small church, but I can't believe no one has pointed out how funny it is.

dkp93 8 Oct 15
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Bring your own lube and condoms folks

zorialoki Level 8 Oct 19, 2018
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That is what he tells all the heathens.

ThisGuy Level 6 Oct 15, 2018
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That could be very unpleasant!

Galihad_Z Level 7 Oct 15, 2018
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Well, unless you come in through the rear.

MrLink Level 8 Oct 15, 2018
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Why are all the Hispanics lining up at the back door?

glennlab Level 10 Oct 15, 2018

I have no idea what that means. Went right over my head!

@dkp93 hey sus = Jesus a popular Hispanic name

@glennlab Ohhh, got it!

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I can't reword that without making it even worse.

RavenCT Level 9 Oct 15, 2018
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They're not alone...

phxbillcee Level 10 Oct 15, 2018

Must be a "Big Book of Crazy Church Signs" that all churches have.

@dkp93 being a conformist is the backbone of a religious community

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Please Jesus, just the tip....

MarcT Level 7 Oct 15, 2018

You didn't! lol

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"Hey Jesus, are you in yet?"

Umbral Level 8 Oct 15, 2018

It only works, if you bend over, grab your ankles, and spell the word RUN, over and over again

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well, i know my destination....

@Captnron59 no ash pile

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???

MrChange Level 7 Oct 15, 2018
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