Heard that before, but it implied alcohol was involved.
One time when I was a mechanic I was pissed because I couldn't find a wrench I needed. Fucking thing was in my hand! It's happened many times where it was in my pocket too.
I think I did worse, while having a conversation on my phone I panicked because I couldn't find my phone...
The person on the other end just started laughing...
Haha that's a new one..
your day is coming, wait until you get pregnant brain.
@glennlab I'm already getting distracted a bit...
@Cutiebeauty don't worry it will get much worse then you recover after the birth.
Posted by MoravianBritish and French imperialism is long gone and hopefully US imperialism will soon follow
Posted by backtobasicsWhen you think about all the wars, famine, pestilence, suffering and cruelty if god really existed he would have to be a huge sadist.
Posted by noworry28THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS! THEY'RE EATING THE CATS! An Ode to Ignorance, I went to Ohio and what did I see?
Posted by Lizard_of_AhazWhen you call yourself a "superpower..."
Posted by glennlabIt can be so fucking tough some days.
Posted by glennlabYou're free to believe whatever you want, but not to force that belief on others.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHow did I get to be a senior citizen without knowing this one???
Posted by KilltheskyfairyEasy guide to flags??
Posted by CocoavineWhen love means saving you from bad decisions 😜
Posted by glennlabYou wonder why they want to limit access to books?
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's what happened! 🤣🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI love John…
Posted by glennlabOn a nonpolitical note
Posted by glennlabIt's going to be a great day
Posted by noworry28They are everywhere.
Posted by glennlabNot only that, if you fall asleep while reading one, you don't miss anything