Well, if she just had a manicure her handjob would look good!!!
Now you need a numatic device, like "man cure disease", or some such word ,phrase, or device to help you remember that it's manicure not hand job. I'm not implying that one is better than the other, personally I'd take the hand job over the manicure if I had to make the choice.
It is a disgrace, you're right. If you're going for a manicure, you should do the full process and get a pedicure as well. I was dissatisfied the one time I only got a manicure, though the dark grey gel nail polish did look excellent on My claw hand.