"Texas Man" Just beat "Florida Man" by a landslide: Also if your butt doesn't clench reading this headline - you're stronger than I am.
NOTE - I've been told this is a fake news site much like the Onion - peruse the other headlines.... when you get to the transplant you'll get it.... I'm so sad that the X-Files haven't been solved though? Damn....
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as a American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. Wikipedia
phxbillcee
Level 10
Dec 10, 2018
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Yes but it is wonderful! The transplant story was great...
@RavenCT & on a related note...
[worldnewsdailyreport.com]
@phxbillcee Hey people DO that. Sort of.... Rule #34...
You know this would be an excellent source of alt news for the rest of us who can't tolerate a lot of real news? rofl
Lol! You know this is satire, right?
AprilFlowers
Level 6
Dec 10, 2018
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I do now! After the second headline about the transplant.... and you know... the three people who pointed it out to me....
My hopes were up.... momentarily. Humans being weird I can accept. Aliens with butt fetishes? I have trouble digesting.
The next story in line is bizarre too.
Anonbene
Level 8
Dec 10, 2018
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"From a living donor" wtf?
Sorry! Turns out it's literally a fake news site? I have to lurk this site now!
@Anonbene I had a friend once - we told her "They took gullible out of the dictionary" and she went to pick it up and look it up.
I later found out about the Brain injury she had suffered. It made me feel so bad?
But I still tell that story!
If I'm found to be gullible I deserve to be outed!
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