Jogging in size 17 shoes, filled with vaginal lube.
OMFG..."That thars funny...I don't care who ya are"????
I'll be having the sample plate, with one portion of shoes on gravel, one portion of crackling of file, two portions of cat purring, and a big giant portion of neck snapping. When you're ready, I'll provide a list of who's neck snappings I want to hear the sound of.
Shoes on gravel might not be pleasant if the son of the last guy whose neck you snapped is after you
put some thought into that one
If thats the case, you need to learn how to do a better job of your neck snapping duties. Once youve snapped em, they're not supposed to still be able to pursue you in any plausible fashion.
@dartagnan6666 It was his son...
Ah, the good old days. Sometimes I miss being in the Army.
I kind of miss the old burning women and children and raping villages myself. AC130.
@glennlab
I think I would prefer to rape the women, while burning the village.
@dartagnan6666 We didn't get that option, plus being at 2500 ft it would have been a push.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
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Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.