They should be given away freely in any school. It's where a person is likely to meet someone young, single and their age. Formal schooling is where a person is mostly likely to get their ashes hauled. They should start offering them in elementary school. Great fun for the whole family.
If you didn't get any in public school, you'll get it in college.
True story: while I was attending the University of West Florida, I staggered into the health care clinic for an ear infection. While waiting I noticed they had free rubbers. I told the student nurse the men's free restroom dispenser always stayed empty.
She howled with laughter and spread the news to the other nurses, who also thought it was funny. Nobody was shameless enough to walk into the health clinic and ask for rubbers. I walked out of there with the biggest bag of surplus rubbers. From that point on if I got the sniffles, I got a sack of rubbers.
Two years after graduation, I ran out of rubbers.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.