Bring me some real live plants.. something I can grow. Don't need shit that is going to die in a week.
Picking wild flowers never works. Better to throw chocolate at her while retreating. Not the milk chocolate -- the good stuff from Belgium.
Petunia tears up just thinking about Belgium chocolate. Had to take her to Europe so she could try it.
If I'm mad, flowers are not the answer.
The sexual organs of plants don't do it for you, eh?
@phxbillcee Dead plants are a waste of money, and would only serve to piss me off further.
Hmm, I could agree if directed at the state of mind of the purchaser.
Haha... Too made for flowers... I want a diamond haha
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