Very clever photoshopping but I don't understand it. Or duct taping the little bastards to the shower - what's wrong with the bed posts and their mouths?
@FrayedBear If you put them in the shower and they relieve themselves, it's the easiest room in the house to clean up afterwards when it comes to urine and fecal mater. Of course you'll have to destroy the evidence once the little whiners start jabbering about the experience. Child services, police, etc., tend to take this type of behavior seriously. Ergo the shower for the scene of the crime: easy to clean.
My former biz partner was/is a mass murder. I hope the parole board is turning him down now. He told me the most difficult thing about his hobby was hiding the bodies. He said he dreaded the day when police found out how to drag the Gulf of Mexico.
When indulging in nefarious activities it's advisable to think ahead. One can think about it. Doing it is another step. I've never taken that next step with Bart Simpson and his ilk after considering it. I can think about it before subcontracting the little ankle biters to someone more evil than myself.
Of course, I know a baby sitter!
@WonderWartHog99 I find that super glue applied to the anal sphincter and urethra to be most effective in obviating cleaning - the lumps of hard constipated shit down the shower's waste grid are so nauseating and time consuming. And if you also apply it to the lips it stops vomiting though of course in bed they blow it out their nostrils.
Yeah children welfare tend to be like that. They have gone from happily taking money from pharmaceutical companies to use orphan children as guinea pigs in experiments to today's inadequate intrusiveness in societies that still use children as monetary units.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself
Posted by bookofmoronsKarma . . . .