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This is why you have kids when you are young

Boxdoc 7 Feb 14
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Good point

Rudy1962 Level 9 Feb 14, 2019
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Not a bad idea.

Mokvon Level 8 Feb 14, 2019
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There are times that duct taping children to the shower starts to sound good.

Very clever photoshopping but I don't understand it. Or duct taping the little bastards to the shower - what's wrong with the bed posts and their mouths?

@FrayedBear If you put them in the shower and they relieve themselves, it's the easiest room in the house to clean up afterwards when it comes to urine and fecal mater. Of course you'll have to destroy the evidence once the little whiners start jabbering about the experience. Child services, police, etc., tend to take this type of behavior seriously. Ergo the shower for the scene of the crime: easy to clean.

My former biz partner was/is a mass murder. I hope the parole board is turning him down now. He told me the most difficult thing about his hobby was hiding the bodies. He said he dreaded the day when police found out how to drag the Gulf of Mexico.

When indulging in nefarious activities it's advisable to think ahead. One can think about it. Doing it is another step. I've never taken that next step with Bart Simpson and his ilk after considering it. I can think about it before subcontracting the little ankle biters to someone more evil than myself.

Of course, I know a baby sitter!

@WonderWartHog99 I find that super glue applied to the anal sphincter and urethra to be most effective in obviating cleaning - the lumps of hard constipated shit down the shower's waste grid are so nauseating and time consuming. And if you also apply it to the lips it stops vomiting though of course in bed they blow it out their nostrils.

Yeah children welfare tend to be like that. They have gone from happily taking money from pharmaceutical companies to use orphan children as guinea pigs in experiments to today's inadequate intrusiveness in societies that still use children as monetary units.

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I'd let them stay up late...

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