Took "jerk off" a bit too literally,did he?
Thank bog mine only leans!
I'm confused but afraid to ask.
@Blindbird I'm not ambidextrous!
@Blindbird he is thanking the universe that his penis only leans to one side as apposed to being removable.
@EricTrommater 'Course, it might be interesting if it was removable & you had interchangeable attachments!
@phxbillcee ah much milder than I expected.
@Blindbird Ah, but you haven't seen all the attachments I have in mind!
@Blindbird Oh, you have seen some of them!!!
@phxbillcee I have seen....many things
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