People with a ball point pen can steal more than a bank robber. Want to see my water front property at low tide?
Life of leisure awaits
Soon!
The average successful (meaning they don't get arrested for a decade or more) gets an average of $3,000 spending three minutes inside the bank. Three minutes is just long enough to get the cash and get out of the bank before the police arrive.
Three grand is a short "life of leisure."
There is one way to jack up the bank robbery up to $10,000. Notice when they refill the ATM. Normally it's in the wee hours of the night. After they've left, take your pickup truck and back into the ATM hard enough to knock it out of the wall and into the bed of the truck. Drive away. Open it up at your leisure.
The evil way to do it is get security guard's uniform and make a sign for the bank's after hours operation.
The sign should say "Bank deposit drawer is broken. Give your deposit to the guard." Looks legit. People will willing to hand you their day's deposits from their business without question. Nobody knows how well this works.
Do not lead me into temptation. I know the way.
@altschmerz I'm dangerous when I'm making sense.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!