All of them, except the chauvinistic one.
Public boner?
@tnorman1236 Yes. Since I have no "bone" (don't you just love euphamisms) anything I show in public is just called exhibitionism. No merit badge for that.
I wouldn't be a bit surprised that the Cub scouts and Boy scouts give out participation medals.
Not when my youngest son was a scout just a few years ago.
@tnorman1236 that's good to know.
Merit badges were cool when I was a kid. I'm sad and sorry they've achieved a meme status...
How about nominations for serious merit badges...
-Wrote or telephoned 5 or more people holding office?
-Trained a dog to do a trick/not s/or p indoors?
-raised a kid to age.....(fill in your own number).
-drove a car for ____ miles without an accident
-still talks to his/her ex in a pleasant manner/got a successful, non life-threatening divorce?
I'm sure you can add more here...