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WonderWartHog99
Level 8
June 1, 2019
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I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
June 1, 2019
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Sorry it only works on ordained clergy.... Have you considered pepperspray for missionaries?... Or you can just turn on the sprinklers....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Sometimes I just lead them on, and ask for evidence for what they tell me. That really confuses them. 
@BestWithoutGods Next time ask them if they ever read Matthew 6:5-9.... They hate that one... Almost as bad as asking them who cut Sampson's hair.... They never get that one right...
@1EarthLovingGal Nowhere near as much fun though...
