Science Fictionisms, 6...
"Marta's First Law of the Universe:
Crap accumulates in geometric proportion to crap cleared away.
Marta's Second Law of the Universe:
The more things an item is designed to do, the less likely it is to do any of them very well."
Marta Randall
"The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky."
David Gerrold
"Listening is not the same as talking."
Isaac Asimov
"Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, etcetera, ad nauseum, keep her from drowning them at birth."
Robert A. Heinlein
"Life isn't easy. But then, if it was, everybody would be doing it."
Harlan Ellison
"There are two corollaries to Murphy's Law ('If anything can go wrong, it will.'
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself