I have been fortunate to have avoided this fate for years. However did have to suffer through a large cat jumping off the back of the couch and executing a one paw landing on my brand new/same day vasectomy. Mostly it's been hero cats saving me from a good night's sleep.
Just stepped out of the shower years back and my cat thought my swinging willy looked like a fun cat toy! High pitched screams and many tears later found out that bandaids don't really work on body parts that change sizes...
How about an ace bandage and some paper towels?
You're a better man than I am Gunga din.
Wouldn't hurt as much as burning to death, but damn that would hurt! You know those little claws are razor sharp!
Yes, I have two cats and I would never let my balls hang out like that! lol
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Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
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Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.