Jesus -" when I said she's a real tiger in the sack , that was NOT a suggestion to compare the two.
Abraham- " next time just clean your room the first time you're asked"
Joseph " She better not ever scream "Oh God!"

1. What kind of hair gel do you use?
2. You lucky bastard
3. So when is God going to start paying child support?

1. Why are y'all white?
2. Why couldn't you have been a girl?
3. Gawdammit I should have left when I could have

1. Remember Adam, for every good looking woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her! Ya feel me?
2. I got shpilkes in my genecktecessoink when he said stop! You must be verklempt coz I was gonna kill ya! Maybe he'll come back!
3. So the kid is a year old now! When am I gettin' laid?

The third image; Joseph saying ..."Someone else's kid...Yes...but I'm cool with that...but I deserve the "saint" rating here..."

1. Don't let that pussy get too close.
2. Now you really have to go get a job.
3. You slut, now I have a bastard to raise.

Jesus: You don't have to fuck the tiger anymore. I made you a woman.

Abraham: What kind of god changes his mind like that!?

Joseph: She sure makes up some crazy shit.

Joseph: “All My friends think I am an idiot to believe her Devine Intervention story...but she is just so beautiful... I’ll accept the story, what could go wrong?”

1. Don't let her eat the apple. Offer her a banana instead

#. If only Maury was alive now

I think Jesus is saying "What am I doing here?"

No 1...Adam don't touch the apple, just play with your banana. No 2...I was kidding! No 3...Why does that little shit have blond hair?