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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Jesus -" when I said she's a real tiger in the sack , that was NOT a suggestion to compare the two.
Abraham- " next time just clean your room the first time you're asked"
Joseph " She better not ever scream "Oh God!"
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
July 12, 2019
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- Remember Adam, for every good looking woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her! Ya feel me?
- I got shpilkes in my genecktecessoink when he said stop! You must be verklempt coz I was gonna kill ya! Maybe he'll come back!
- So the kid is a year old now! When am I gettin' laid?
Stilltrying1964
Level 7
July 11, 2019
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The third image; Joseph saying ..."Someone else's kid...Yes...but I'm cool with that...but I deserve the "saint" rating here..."
Robecology
Level 9
July 11, 2019
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- Don't let that pussy get too close.
- Now you really have to go get a job.
- You slut, now I have a bastard to raise.
SiouxcitySue
Level 8
July 11, 2019
3
Jesus: You don't have to fuck the tiger anymore. I made you a woman.
Abraham: What kind of god changes his mind like that!?
Joseph: She sure makes up some crazy shit.
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
July 11, 2019
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Joseph: “All My friends think I am an idiot to believe her Devine Intervention story...but she is just so beautiful... I’ll accept the story, what could go wrong?”
EyesThatSmile
Level 8
July 11, 2019
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- Don't let her eat the apple. Offer her a banana instead
bookofmorons
Level 9
July 11, 2019
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