From Not Always Right:
I work in a public library. A man approaches the counter to check out some movies. At the time, anyone who owes $5 or more is blocked from checking out, and this fellow owes $6. I inform him of this and tell him if he can bring his bill down to $4.99, he can check out. I’ve found this an effective way to get people to pay most or all of their fine, even our most stubborn “I shouldn’t have late fees at all” patrons.
The man is perfectly pleasant and agrees to pay. He then proceeds to not only pull the waistband of his shorts away from his body, but the waistband of his boxer shorts underneath, as well. He then rifles around in his underwear a bit and proceeds to give me six damp dollar bills.
I can’t refuse the money, so I reluctantly take it and check his items out to him. As soon as he’s gone, I get a can of disinfectant spray, hit “NO SALE” on the cash register, and take out his boxer-short money to spray down, informing a confused coworker what just happened. I also use a LOT of hand sanitizer and make sure the dollar bills are kept separate from the others.
Honestly, I’ll take boob money over ball-sack money any day! Unless she’s lactating, of course.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.over-reacting...a pair of tweezers on hand should address all ills...
seattlepanda
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July 13, 2019
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I'm often bemused at sanitation obsession. I often tease, "I wash my hands BEFORE I use the toilet, not after"... ;D
In Japan, all money is placed in a basket...they also have money washing machines all over the place...money is filthy and gross, so yeah, spray Lysol all over ...ick...
thinktwice
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July 13, 2019
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@altschmerz I loved that the taxi drivers wore white gloves and had automatic door openers as well as nice white linens on the arm rests and head rests...they also cleaned my car mats when I got gas...I guess they have to do all they can since the country is so highly populated...it was nice, but also a bit intimidating as an American.
@altschmerz I loved seeing people help little kids cross the streets and even wipe their noses...kids belong to everyone and everyone looks out for them...I did not like the squat toilets but liked the tissue girls handing out toilet paper for all....ha ha ha
I want to know where he’s pulling the movies out of upon his return? Be prepared??
EyesThatSmile
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July 13, 2019
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I wish I had ball sack money.
Bikes4Fish
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