Sister Mary wakes & leaves her room to get breakfast. As she walks down the hall the first other nun she sees says, "I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Mary is confused by this as she is not in a bad mood, but continues on her way. The next nun she passes states the same thing. Now Mary is becoming perplexed, & not a little perturbed. After this has gone on with every nun she passes her ire only grows. Finally, Sister Mary comes upon the Mother Superior, & Mary exclaims, "If you tell me I look like I got up on the wrong side of the bed I will scream!" Mother Superior pauses briefly & replies, "Not at all child, I was merely going to say that you look like you're wearing the Bishop's shoes!"
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.