Tell the cannibal that you shit in the pot and it was diarrhea. Making butt mud soup.
My first thought was a ladle.
Too conventional....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, that's me all right. Completely conventional and
predictable.
@KKGator I prefer to be known as completely unpredictable, off the wall batshit insane, and a bit scary.... It keeps the death threats coming my way and freaks them out when they get a Google earth photo with a arrow pointing to their location....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Whatever floats your boat.
@KKGator Try it sometime they must spend at least a week cleaning out their shorts...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Really don't need to anymore. No one fucks with me.
@KKGator I had a guy out in the oil fields of Iraq threaten me once so I sent him back one of those posting it in the main forum.... You wouldn't believe how apologetic they get.... I swear if I had been standing in front of him he would have been on his knees asking heads or tails before I could blink....