Whew! That was a close one. Was eating something about five minutes ago. Thanks for delaying your post, so I could finish. You're a good friend.
You're welcome. I'm gross but considerate!
@Blindbird Yes, you are very considerate.
@Lincoln16 She just got lucky! If she could have got you sick or made you cry you would have helped her quota! Don't let her lull you into a false sense of security! Lizards, remember, all...alien...lizards!!!
@phxbillcee. ? I'm from florida silly. Alligators arent lizards. Well I mean they are but yeah...
@Blindbird No, but women are alien lizard body snatchers! that has already been established at "Memes R Us", the finest team of the finest meme analyzers of the finest agnostic site!!! I have proof!
Now I'm hungry
Would you like some soup for sluts?
@Blindbird prefer sluts in soup
@Rudy1962 fair enough
@Blindbird Dang, more dead hookers!
@Blindbird Is it soup for sluts or soup made out of sluts? A big difference.
@Lincoln16 pretty sure it's soup for sluts.
@Blindbird Ok, just needed clarification. Don't want Hannibal Lecter to get all excited. Actually he'd get excited if it was soup made of sluts, while the Donald would use the soup for sluts as bait for his next love interest.
@phxbillcee thanks to daddy issues, there's an endless supply.
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