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When the toilet paper runs out....

Lizard_of_Ahaz 9 Mar 25
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Isn't this why bibles are printed - to use when the toilet paper runs out!

FrayedBear Level 9 Mar 26, 2020

I have just finished reading Billy Connely's book "Tall tales and wee stories". Hilarious. He has one story about he and his mates running out of skins to roll a joint. He says to his mate "tear a page out of the bible". It has thin paper suitable for the purpose. When he looked at the page torn out at random it was from the book of revelations'

@Moravian Sounds like Billy. I used to see him when he was a folk singer starting to develop his comedic skills.

@FrayedBear He has a few stories about his tours in Australia

@Moravian He has done quite a few and been popular.

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Actually it has been a rousing success.... I have been laughing my ass off here and all those delicate sensibilities that have been offended....

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I feel your pain...

@EricTrommater ..............

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No thanks. I'll just get a bidet. 🙂