I'm pretty sure the surprise will wake her up and, surprise, the payoff may be divorce.
WARNING JOKE
Pennsylvania's lieutenant governor facetiously tweeted, "I’m truly afraid if PA legalizes marijuana it could help fill a massive budget shortfall and very likely, many zero people will die from overdose. It would also trigger thousands of new jobs and inadvertently eliminate 20k+ annual arrests. And purity and safety would also skyrocket.We’d also risk eliminating a substantial, systematic, racially skewed public policy outcome. Pennsylvania would also jeopardize farmers by providing greater financial security and opportunities.This reckless action would have a truly debilitating impact on cartel employment and finances. Gird up now thy loins and valiantly resist what could be billions in revenue, thousands of jobs, less incarceration, and a shocking jolt of personal freedom."
her bikini or yours?
he didn't say lol
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself