Hotdog jackknife (which is now my new favorite band name)
Lured by the fragrance of Mrs. Paul's fish sticks, Oscar Meyer quickly lost control of the weiner-mobile
After spending several hours stuck in a snowbank, Oscar came up with the idea for chilly dogs
No need to call a tow truck, just wait for the cold to work its magic and you will be able to pick it up with a pair of tweezers
"Inform Mr.Trump his transplant is going to have to be delayed"
When you lose control of your wiener and that white stuff is all over the place...
Damn that one is hard...
Best!