Test me! Go ahead!
@Captnron59 I actually only qualify for the last two. I bet you have all three covered, tho!
3 square meals a day,free rent,& as much dope as you can handle.
@Captnron59 & the clanking of cell & cell-block doors, the odors of those 5000 other inmates. The guards on their rounds. Waking one up at 5 A.M. or earlier when you won't get breakfast for hours & still won't be let out of your cell. Many prisons have also gone to 2 meals a day, & it's barely edible, you share your cell with twice the people it was designed for if you're not camped in the halls at night & crammed into cells to almost bursting through the day. Yeah, I'd make sure if I went to prison again it would be death-row! & no fuckin' appeals!