This old joke was either pulled or deleted from "Cheesy Jokes". I thought we were all adults! Sorry, Eric, I'm putting it here just to see what happens!
A man walks into the bar and says "Bartender quick, set me up with two shots of your strongest whiskey!"
Bartender says "You got it! What's the occasion?"
The customer replies "My first blow job."
Bartender says "Well good for you! I'll buy you another shot."
Customer replies "No Thanks. If the first two shots don't kill the taste, I doubt another one will help."
Bad taste......
LOL! Someone was eating asparagus!
Not a fan of aged cheeses perhaps?
Hmm guess he didn't like it
I love giving blow jobs
Tell me more! Better yet...
And that's how @ashortbeauty became the most popular person on Agnostic.com
Dayum!
@phxbillcee
@kenriley
@ejbman
@Rossy92
@Captnron59
Y'all had me in tears laughing!
Good morning ?
@Captnron59 good morning person way over in other state
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.