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BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 27, 2019:

On my way to Planet Tatooine!

Snowstorm in the mountains! We went snowshoeing.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Beautiful photos! :)

Count me in...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I think I can handle that! :D And I'll step it up a notch. On those days (this year) I will not have sex, or waste time on the Internet, and I won't even breathe!

A tip for country folk...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

If he's doing that to Mother Earth, does that make him a motherfucker? :o

Not from this Bee! ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

To B or not to B, that is the question.

Why do ya think I wear a bulletproof vest?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I take after Benjamin Franklin: "Early to bed, early to rise." If anyone wants to shoot me with a camera, go right ahead! :)

Does this count as an INTERMISSION?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

This could make the ladies sing, "There Shall Be Showers of Blessings." It would make the men sing, "No Place for Me."

A tip for country folk...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Ouch!

Am I the only one to find this sickening?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I see it as hilarious! :D

These are memes I made, using open market stock photos of Trump.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

The first photo reminds me of a meme I created:

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BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Signed. :)

At the of being accused of posting hate speech.....

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 26, 2019:

A microwave can really warm my heart. :)

I spent a long time in the woods.I keep thinking about sex.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

A birdwatcher could claim to have seen some giant woodpeckers. :D

It's a little crowded

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Anyone up for a game of craps? Or would this be a game of thrones?

Man buns are acceptable if-

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Man buns are acceptable if ... there aren't too many farts coming out from between them. :)

Nice bit of editing

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Well done! :D

This is a good graphic explanation of how a Catholic School educates...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

That's how EVERY religion "educates" (brainwashes) children.

Apparently last Sunday both Sunday school and the R/S_Priesthood sessions world wide were given over...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I am happier now than ever. The best thing the Moron church ever did for me was to excommunicate me! :)

Welcome BestWithoutGods

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Thank you! :)

???? you have to laugh that anyone ever believed

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

The Morons (oops, Mormons) are obsessed with sex.

Not sure where I stand on this because of the age of this cross monument and how it speaks to a ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

If a religious symbol is on private property, there can be no complaint. But on government property, it is a violation of the constitutional separation of church and state. This can be fixed by removing the cross beam and leaving a monolith as a non-religious monument to the veterans. Another option may be to build a museum to the days when the constitution was openly violated, and move all crosses, and other religious symbols from government properties into the museum. This way, the monument is preserved, but does not violate the constitution. It can also be fixed by opening up the area in which the cross stands as an "open forum" in which anyone of any religion, or non-religion, may erect a monument without government interference. In an open forum, an atheist group could raise a monument to atheism, maybe even with a cross covered by a red circle-slash.

So-Called ‘Atheist’ Doesn’t Even Barge Into Churches Screaming ‘You’re All Brainwashed ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

This is, of course* The Onion*, and it must not be taken seriously. It is not the atheist's duty to **attack** religion in ways which would be considered rude. We may speak out against it, but we must be civil about it. Rudeness will cause the religious to believe that we are in the wrong, and that, therefore, they must be in the right.

The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds - Motherboard

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

No wonder I'm so soft-spoken! :)

You cannot enter heaven, until Jesus enters you

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Stay away from my butt, Jesus!

The Bible Awaits You

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Hmmmm.... I wonder why he left out "judgmental people." ;)

Hell Awaits You

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

The one I find confusing is "GOOD PEOPLE." :o

Hell Awaits You

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

That pretty much covers all of humanity! :D

A Simple Truth

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Maybe the world would be better off if every Christian leader were required to prove this in front of their congregations. ;)

Welcome new member BestWithoutGods and F-IM-Forty.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Thank you! My cup runneth over with gratitude. :)

Religion fills a social void, how do you get social belonging? Outside of this site of course

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I have my circle of friends. :) I also participate in plays and musicals at the local arts center.

Who else is tired of winter?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Winter? What winter? (Written from Tennessee)

What do you think about this? Has human kind been fooled over thousands of years?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 24, 2019:

These are great. I knew some of this, but the charts are nice and detailed. Is there a source for these? A website, maybe? :)

Another OOOpsie

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Ouch! :o

I was raised in a Mormon family and I currently attend a Unitarian Universalist.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 21, 2019:

There is no definitive evidence that Santa Claus does not exist. Should I be an agnostic about Santa Claus? There is no definitive evidence that the Tooth Fairy does not exist. Should I be an agnostic about the Tooth Fairy? No. I can say that I absolutely do NOT believe in Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy, because they fit nicely into the category of fictitious characters that we know are just imaginary. For the same reason, I call myself an atheist. All other gods are known to be mythical. Why should Elohim, or Jehovah, or Jesus be different? There is no good evidence that they are any more real than Zeus or Thor.

I was raised in a Mormon family and I currently attend a Unitarian Universalist.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I, too, am an ex-Moron (oops, ex-Mormon), and I love the Unitarian Universalists. :D

I'm joining a gang!

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Is he grabbing pussies!? :o

Do you prefer to be in a large group - are you happiest with a few close friends - or are you most ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I'm happiest with a few close friends. :)

At the wharf.....

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Holmes: That pirate has a wooden leg! Watson: No shin, Sherlock!

Eat your fruit, Ladies Hehehe...???

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2019:

If he's such a FRUIT, why is he exposing himself to females? :P

I saw this the other day and thought I'd share: [pewforum.org] Where do you fall?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Humans evolved over time by the natural process of evolution. No "god" was involved.

Had a visitor this morning.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2019:

You found a dollar -- one buck! :)

Had a visitor this morning.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Oh, deer! :)

That would certainly do it.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2019:

How very romantic! :D

Daily Blasphemy: “Jesus fuckin Christ.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I combine "Jesus H. Christ" with "Jesus Fuckin' Christ" to get "Jesus H. Fuckin' Christ." If I want to elongate it, I'll say, "Jesus H. Fuckin' Christ on a stick!"

Number 9, number 9, number 9

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 18, 2019:

When testing a mic I pretend I'm eating it: "Tasting, tasting, 1, 2, 3" followed by eating sounds. :P

Does anybody else think this old add is funnier than hell ???

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I find it disgusting. I cannot breathe second-hand smoke. It makes me sick. I would not trust a doctor who smokes.

What made you an atheist/agnostic?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I was born into a Mormon family and raised to be a Moron (oops, Mormon). As an adult I decided to study the prophecies of Joseph Smith (founding prophet of the Moron church), in order to convince others that he was a true prophet. Instead, the more I studied, the more I discovered that his prophecies did not consistently come true. (Even a false prophet can guess right part of the time.) I found several false prophecies, and concluded that Joe Smith was a fraud. At that point I left the Moron church. Later, I put the biblical prophets through the same test, and got the same results. Every major prophet in the Buybull made some predictions that failed to come true, and the time for their fulfillment has passed. Therefore, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel and Daniel are all as fraudulent as Joe Smith. I also found quite a few contradictions in the Bible, and evidence that parts of the Bible (notably Matthew, for example) appear to be satirical. Christian friends and family had me reading various books on apologetics, but all the arguments were flawed or weak. Seeing no good evidence that any gods existed, I became an atheist.

Is it OK to be racist against white people?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Racism is racism, no matter who the target is. It is unethical and disrespectful.

Which horror movie character/monster would you hate to face in real life?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Darth Vader. I wouldn't want him choking me from a distance!

For sara sanders to be interviewed by Robert Mueller is a very bad day for this White House ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Let's hope his days get worse and worse as Superhero Mueller progresses. I hope to see the Fake President behind bars soon. This coming Presidents Day would be nice and symbolic. :)

"To vote is to abdicate.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I see it as a duty to vote for the best candidates. Our system does need a bit of tweaking, though. We need to be sure our voting machines are not capable of being hacked. I think we should also have a law that people below a certain IQ should not be allowed to vote. This would keep rednecks (people who are proud of their own ignorance) from electing idiots into office.

Do you listen to religious music?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I like the music, but the words bother me. I like to sing Xian hymns with my own -- nonXian -- words. :) For example, the following are my own words, sung to the tune of the hymn "When peace like a river attendeth my way...." (the words in parentheses are harmonic echos): When piss like a river flows from my crotch, When turds like an avalanche roll, It fills up the toilet right up to the top, And I fear that it might overflow! It fills up (it clogs up) the toilet bowl (the toilet bowl) It clogs up and fills up the toilet bowl.

I just wrote a post and could not find a category that it really fitted in.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Absolutely. The environment is, or should be, the foremost issue of our time!

Is a religious upbringing detrimental to the mental health of children?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I was mentally damaged by being raised in the Moron (oops, Mormon) religion. I have, happily, received counselling after leaving the Morons, and am now rather sound of mind.

The wall that will "Make America Safe Again"

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Gooooooooo, Mueller!

A misunderstanding.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I've gotta remember this for the next time I go to a restaurant! :D

A commacal grammar lesson.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Arrrrgh! No! Bite ye own arsehole!

When you reach rock bottom... ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Butt ... never mind....

Do Not Say I am Not Fair...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I've been told that when I need to write a dirty word, I should replace a vowel with a symbol. So here's how I would write it: Fuck Tr%mp.

Do Not Say I am Not Fair...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I want that cup. And that puppy. :)

My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2019:

My mother's sister was always moping around. We called her Aunty-Depressant. :P

I’m not sure if this is really the way to start your morning?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Mommy, why did my cereal turn yellow?

Here in the UK, you really can get this in any supermarket.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2019:

The package says the spotted dick would be "Ready in 2 1/2 minutes." That's plenty of foreplay for a man, but women generally want more.

Here in the UK, you really can get this in any supermarket.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2019:

If a person looks around in a men's locker room, he might spot a lot of dicks!

HELP! A woman in her 50s is convinced humans can get pregnant by cats/dogs! What should I do?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2019:

If she did give birth to kittens or puppies, would that maker her a litterer? :P

HELP! A woman in her 50s is convinced humans can get pregnant by cats/dogs! What should I do?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Don't let her babysit your pets! :o

Blood coming out of his...wherever.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2019:

The Fake President is a twit (a person who abuses Twitter too much).

they say you are what you eat,so lay off the nuts already.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I lay off the nuts to avoid cannibalism. :P

Today is my 31st birthday and the first one since joining this site.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Happy bird day to you. Happy bird day to you. Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp. Happy bird day to you. :)

Mainly it's his homicidal followers that you want to watch out for.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Next Halloween, I'm dressing up like Jesus, so I can scare the bejesus out of everyone else. ;)

Valentine’s Special

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2019:

What number to call?

I apologize before hand to anyone living in the northeast but this made me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I wouldn't want to be in such deep snow like that giraffe -- stark neck-ed. :P

LOL... Having been raise Mormon... I know this (Meme) to be true!

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I am also an ex-Moron (oops, ex-Mormon). And that meme is absolutely correct. It was fine for Joe Smith to question things, but his followers live in bondage to blind faith. They must question nothing. Knowledge would free them from Mormon superstitions, and deprive the Mormon Church of their tithes. That must be why Mormons fart in squeaks. Their asses are very tight. :)

There are Three kinds of men...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2019:

My dad peed on an electric fence once. It apparently did not do too much damage, because he had four children after that. I heeded his warning not to pee on electric fences.

Can you figure it out?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Rest in peas. I want my cremated remains to be dumped into an outhouse pit. That way I can rest in pees. :P

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2019:

It would be interesting to watch what happened if she had said the F-word. ;)

Jesus, historical figure behind the legend or straight legend?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

It is obvious to me that Jesus is a fictitious, or mythical, character. He may have been BASED on a real person, but the fictitious character goes WAY beyond anything the real person ever did.

Break the law!

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I agree that when laws, like those mentioned in the meme, are contrary to sound ethics, we should follow ethics rather than the unethical laws. However, the vast majority of laws are aligned with sound ethics, and we should not break such laws. The end of the meme seems to suggest that we should break all laws. With that, I disagree.

My puns are...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

If the koala were smoking a joint, it would be HIGH quality. :)

Any atheists out there who enjoy playing Words with Friends? ....no Trump fans please

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I like playing Scrabble with my friends, face to face. :)

Be Aware of Gifts from the Gods to the Gods.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Let me guess.... It's full of Trojan condoms?

Home with a vertigo attack ?. All drugged up and in bed. ??

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Here's wishing you a quick and thorough recovery. :)

Is there some kind of food you liked as a child that you will no longer eat?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I was raised on meat. I loved my mom's fried chicken. Now I am a vegetarian, so I will no longer eat my fellow animals.

Take a picture of your face and post it below

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Feeling goofy today:

What would you do?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Switch the salt and the sugar. :P

When you are up to your ass in alligators because you are trying to drain the swamp and you need a ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Esto es muy divertido! :D

Enjoy your Sunday

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Great photo! :D

I was a teenager when I realized Wizard of Oz is an existential allegory.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 10, 2019:

This should be published everywhere! :D

shitty christian things... pun intended

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Excellent! :D

What do you choose?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I choose happiness, good cheer, humor, good will and kindness. :)

Yesterday was my birthday.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Happy birthday, young lady! Nice photos. :)

Monty Python

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Monty Phython is a hoot. Love it! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Why did the goat cross the road? He thought he was a chicken! :)

If it was possible, would you vote for former President Obama again?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Obama was not a perfect president, but compared to the one before him and the one after him, he is an absolute angel. :)

I always wanted to be a millionaire… But APPARENTLY you have to have a million dollars first.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Marry an old millionaire with one foot in the grave. Then just wait for the other shoe to drop. :P

Just having a crummy day, just feeling blurghy and fed up.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Hang in there. Tomorrow is another day. :)

Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming. :P

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 6, 2019:

It might be easier to eat a clock if you apply the right herbs & spices. Ever heard of parsley, sage, rosemary and time? :P

About 3 months ago I met a man in the park who introduced himself to me and gave me a JW pamphlet to...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 6, 2019:

After I gave my new JW friend my reports, he seems to have missed a couple of appointments where we were supposed to meet and discuss things. Hmmmmm..... I may have found the perfect method for getting missionaries to leave me alone! :D

Hi all, a new member from the UK here, looking to make new friends, so just thought i'd say hi ??

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Greetings and salutations! :D

Where will the Polar Vortex drop into the US next? Is this the new future?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I wonder if **anyone** can accurately predict the next Polar Vortex. Welcome to Global Weirding.