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Not me, I'm going to double up on those days.
dartagnan6666
Level 7
Feb 26, 2019
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In that case, drop over during those days and help me kill my liquor cabinet.
@WonderWartHog99
I started to say "ill be there", but then I thought, Hawaii-South Carolina, so I'm withdrawing my RSVP that I didn't send. Maybe next Feb you could come here and you could help me reduce my stash.
Let's make it a real big bash. Come to New Zealand and drink the country dry. All drinks are on us. Does April 1st suit you?
@pmar074
In that case, it would be April 32, 33, and 34.
@dartagnan6666 Short story: I'm not going to Hawaii.Thanks for your invitation Now for the long story (also on Single Mingle):
Petunia would be delighted if I would drop my restrictions about traveling by plane. Last ten hour flight, my knees were under my chin. Airlines have packed the seats in coach so tightly passengers no longer can assume a crash position. Making it extra horrible is we're both chunky monkeys and she insists I sit next to the aisle. Once next to the aisle, everyone on the plane gets to brush against me jostling me in the process.
Two years ago when she started bugging me about visiting Alaska, I bought her plane ticket and she went alone. She is still complaining about that. She always wants me to travel with her. She hates it when I travel locally by myself. I would never hear the end of a trip to Hawaii without her.
She refuses to travel to the western US by car to catch a boat. If we get there by train she picks a route that goes for the grand tour. The train route goes by way of Chicago, with a three day stop over in Glacier National Park, then on to Seattle, and L.A. with a return trip by way of Yellowstone (three day stop over required), the Grand Canyon (three day stop over required) and New Orleans (three day stop over required), before returning to South Carolina.
She can be a tad unreasonable.
Considering domestic harmony and a significant costs involved, send your private jet my way instead. We COULD meet the next country over from me and (pun intended) drink Canada Dry.
Why waste 3 days?
brentan
Level 8
Feb 26, 2019
3
You are no party animal, that's for sure. Go for the bar snacks instead. Feast mightily. Have the soda pop.
I think I can handle that! 
And I'll step it up a notch. On those days (this year) I will not have sex, or waste time on the Internet, and I won't even breathe!
BestWithoutGods
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Feb 26, 2019
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