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Being unfaithful has repercussions.[youtu.be]
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Those little shits can be vindictive.
Oh, the joy on his face!
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Looks like it was worth every penny.
Another fail of religion
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Billions and billions of times he has proven correct. RIP Carl Segan.
Test the shit out of that thing!
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Robotic surgery. I can hardly wait.
Or maybe not...
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
That reminds me I have to renew my gym membership.
Really????
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
What a ride.
That's one way to look at it. It's all in the perception.
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
As bizarre as this sounds. This make sense.
Bibble times
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Come on Dad what is a motor boat.
I got confused...
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Pretty bad when you can't tell the girl friend from the Dad.
More shut up...
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Don't talk to me in that tone of voice.
15 Superfoods For Humans.How Many Do You Use?
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Way to healthy for me.
Sorry folks...12 hour days..
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Probably a tRumpanzee.
Racist life's matter
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Throw her fat ugly ass in jail.
Ain't gonna stop him
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
They probably have your license number.
Best Fruits For Dogs, Best Supplements Sr Dogs, HumanFoods Dogs Can/Can't Eat
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
I had a dog that drank beer. He lived until fourteen years old.
Here’s a pic of my housemate’s kitten, Oliver, when he first arrived.
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
He is a handsom boy and he knows it.
Hank, you sick bastard
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Sesame Street's answer to Jeffrey Dahmer.
Might have stolen this one from here.
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
Oh Baby
I'd rather kill myself, thank you
Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:
The cigarettes will kill the dumb bitch before the Muslims will.
What is your Penis name?
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
Long Gun. No complaints here.
Happy multi-tasking Mom's day
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
What is the priest doing in the back row? Is Momma a molester?
Welcome to another episode of Florida Man!
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
You know birds of a feather.......
Hey, whatever works.
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
That is so she won't lose her seat during a high wind.
For Mother's Day?
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
Above and beyond weird.
That look...
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
I'll be you Daddy for the day.
You can't make this stuff up! The Ross Sisters - Solid Potato Salad (DVD Quality) Full Video ...
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
Nice camel toe.
And more truth
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
And he is such a nice young man.
Well... I couldn't help it
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
My tongue just hit the floor.
Now look what you did
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
Now just how are we going to solve this problem?
If.....a very big word
Eirteacher comments on May 13, 2018:
Geezus lost his head for your sins.
Seems dangerous
Eirteacher comments on May 12, 2018:
I been down that old dirt road before.
Today could have been but I got lucky.
Eirteacher comments on May 12, 2018:
Does someone have the Mongolian recipe?
To be fair, the plate was asking for it.
Eirteacher comments on May 12, 2018:
The stewardess asked if I wanted any TWA-T,TWA-COFFEE orTWA-MILK It was T for me.
Put that in the eulogy....
Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:
I'm sure that brought up old memories.
Any more is poaching
Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:
This needs to be posted for the Duggers.
Nog worse than waking up from a dry dream
Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:
That's why the dinos went extinct.
Humor or Not
Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:
If I looked up your dress would you be offended?
She's right, you know...
Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:
Now that's hard.
Early Bird Gets the Worm
Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:
Now that's one turd bird early bird.
There's my Tourettes again
Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:
Not counting all of those little sons a bitches.
How many of you achieved your degree under a dim light and many late night homework sessions.
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
I got an Associates Degree at Northern Montana in electronic 1972 then 27 years later a BA in Liberal Arts from the Salt Lake Community College in 1999. I worked as an electrician so I didn't really use the Electronics degree or the Liberal Arts Degree. I taught Electrical Theory in the Electrician Apprenticeship program through the Dept of Labor and taught at a Trade Tech High School. The students were great. I had a better relationship with them then the parents.
Sometimes heroes don't wear pants
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
My new hero.
Don't sweat the petty things.
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
Sage advice. Thanks for the heads up.
The reason women have trouble.
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
63,360 inches in a mile. That's a lot of stroking for a short guy.
What do you two men fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
With whores it won't be a free for all.
So...is this too much to ask for? Like maybe once a week...at least? Lol....
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
I am OK with this.
SLEEPING KISS After each giving the other simultaneous baths Missy Girl and Romeo settle in for a ...
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
They are such babies.
What are your top three war movies?
Eirteacher comments on May 10, 2018:
Viet Nam War The Deer Hunter Apocalypse Now Full Metal Jacket Korean War Manchurian Candidate MASH WWII Band of Brothers Guns of Navarone The Longest Day WWI Sargent York All Quiet on the Western Front African Queen Civil War Glory Red Badge of Courage Gettysburg
What movie traumatized you as a kid? ? ?
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
The Fly.
Gramps is kind of a hard ass
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Suck it up buttercup. But there were juice boxes in Viet Nam.
Come on, dad
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Damn it Dad. You said it was going to be a blast.
What's that sound?
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
It's a little stuffed kitten that clips to the door.
Cats are psycho
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Remember he died for your sins.
Another query
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I'd tell her to get off my bed unless she wanted to screw.
I need a new suit...
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I need a lady to take the wrinkles out.
Family dinner conversations
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I have enjoyed this with your mother, wife and daughter,
Endless fun
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Where the Sun never shines.
One for Insectra
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
You would think the bitch was bragging.
This gave me a chuckle.
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
They are so sweet.
Nevermind...
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I really impressed this lady on a first date the other day. We went for a ride in her mini van. She said "I could have knocked you in the head tied you up and threw you in the trunk." I said "Pretty kinky for a first date, but OK." She said "I think this will work out."
This made me smile.
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Cats are Gods. They don't have to worship anything or any body if they don't want to.
GF's have no morals
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I always say anything is OK as long as she keeps you in the rotation.
Conspiracy Theory
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I think the ram killed Kennedy.
Makes sense.
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Then Mom asks when will you be back? And you say "Pretty soon baboon."
What's your opinion on this? [bbc.com]
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Ah to Hell with it all. Just give us all a pig brain. What harm can it do?
So, I think my cat is trying to train me.
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Just remember that you were chosen to be at their every demand.
Spotted on Rodeo Drive.
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I want a shirt like that one.
What do you want your final words to be?
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Watch this shit.
Wonder what sound they're hearing?
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Oh baby yes. OOOOOH!!! AAAAH!!! don't stop.
I'd rather just watch..
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I told my Mom and Dad I wanted a watch for Christmas. So they let me.
I've posted this before, but it's somewhat of a response to some who seemed to doubt the efficacy of...
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
That was good.
Bugs telling the truth
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Bugs is right on.
Open wide Catholics!
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
I used to tell those Catholic girls that I would give them something good to really tell the priest during confession. None of that eating meat on Friday crap .
I'd rather just watch..
Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:
Fuck Jack and the horse he rode in on.
Don't look now
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
So innocent, yet so sick.
Hey guys! I just found a meme in real life!
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Possums. That's cool.
Oh the irony
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
I knew a homophobic piece of shit named Cockgrabber.
Nobody needs this
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
The Trumpanzees beverage of choice.
Might be confused
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
That's why they are not returning my calls.
Miscommunication
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Just paint a smiley face on them and no one will know the difference.
Cause then you don't pee all over the floor
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Now if that chiropractor had sense of humor he would leave it the way it is.
They don't make kid games like they used to
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Cocaine scared the shit out of me cause it was so good.
I know it's Taco Tuesday, but I also declare 'Larson Loon-day'!!
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
The Monster Mash.
Assault Weapon Trade
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Theoretically true, but who wants a bunch of chicken shits guarding the country.
No wonder I hate math
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Is this new math? I taught Algebra and I don't have a clue what they are talking about.
Good point!
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Is the male response to call you a pocket pussy? I know no name calling.
What is your best comedy movie ever?
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Blazing Saddles
The more you know....
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
That's where the Sun never shines.
The word MOST.. could be questionable.
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
In the old days we had to brag about out miss deeds on the CB radio.
Hair brain ideas are welcome
Eirteacher comments on May 8, 2018:
Use the empty core of course.
Put a bra on them
Eirteacher comments on Apr 27, 2018:
Uday and Kusay.
It's hard to be normal
Eirteacher comments on Apr 27, 2018:
And the cowgirl said "I'm wise to the rise in your Levis."
Novel way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons who knock on your door: [youtube.com]
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
He is just a big old puss. What a love.
The Woo Medic
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
I'll help by sending thoughts and prayers.
Louie is in charge of grilling steaks.
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Louie can handle it.
Your horoscope for today
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
They will if your planet smashes into another planet.
You're sure that's the right word?
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Sounds fishy to me.
Fresh out the fridge
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
It's best after rigamortis has set in.
It has been brought to my attention that I'm not a good host.
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
You can't please everyone.
Forgotten by all, but me . [youtu.be]
Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2018:
Mexico tried to run the Texans out because they brought their slaves to Texas, which outlawed slavery under Mexican law. The first war over slavery was fought fifteen years before the Civil War. But don't tell this to any Texans.

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