When I was at a concert, and this was decades ago, some one put a lit cigarette in a frog's mouth.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Watch This Frog Light Up After It Swallows a Firefly https://shar.es/anLtE6 via @LiveScience

I seem to have a way of unintentionally distancing myself from others by things I say, or the way I ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Who the fuck actually cares what others think ? It is your life to do with it what you wish, right ?If you happy , fine if not you try to change but that is your perogative !

Is it okay to list "Hookups" and "Long Term" in the same profile?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Freinds with benefits can be classed as long term hook ups ! Whats wrong with you guys who can't see this ?

Idiots,Chess & Pigeons.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

No truer word said in jest !

Got to get your priorites right.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Go catch mice you lazy cat ?

Work, work,let's go to Petco!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Thats a real working dog !

Okay, another post on the topic of blocking.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

join us on the offenders group. We don't use the report button but we may at sometime of other ban a member, but highly unlikely. you would fit right in !

Any women interested in me?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

It sounds as if you haven't been laid in a long time ?

After a month of an awkward living situation, it's finally moving day.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Just don't keep things you can't use !

Super Great Interview with Dr.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Thank you for this post ?

I can see the shirt in my not so distant future!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Keep going, here are some more points ?

Foreigners are stealing our jobs!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

This is typical South African. Only the locals are lazy and the foreigners work very hard !

Relationship

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

We are all here, so welcome.

A question for men: how independent should your dream girl be?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Not at all, I want to dominate her !   LOL

Hit me up. Bored.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Try the offenders group, you will find sarcasm and offending fun !

Location questions

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Yes ! but I moved away many years ago !

I Probably shouldn’t be posting this but I’m having a little bit of an issue.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

I am 74 and I have never had any problems ? Maybe you should become hardassed like me ? Lol

Bored. Anyone on here?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Nope, we all gone shopping !

AND.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

You just angry because you can't get a date ?

How many Oreos are too many? Is it 25? I’d like it to be more than 25.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

OK ! make it 26 !

Did you know July 5, 1946 the Bikini was introduced?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Two years after I was born ? No wonder I had a lifelong affinity to being horny !

This is the rant that I got the most hate on. Second place?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Yoh seem to have weathered the storm ?

How to spot a nurse?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

By her uniform ? or are talking about a shark ?

Took my dad's car to work yesterday.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Learning to drive, are you ??

Can you "read" a person?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Yes you can, specially if they have a lot of tattoos !!

A few words for the singles.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

A few words ?? Looks like a lotta words to me ??

Where were you on your 10,000th level point?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Congrats, the next level is hard. stay focused !

If you knew that tomorrow would be your last full day of life, what would you want to spend it ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Having with whoever and however and wherever ? No repercussions right ??

When I was going through a really bad time I burnt NO into my arm with a fork over the gas stove.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Why no and not yes !

Now, when I click on "Discuss", and then on "Forums" nothing happens.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

I have found the same thing. Ask Admin ?

I'm alright..

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

They do Cash in transit heists over here, much more lucrative. Our police help them ! LOL

Words to the wise

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

The assholes don't know what is good for them ! I have tremdous respect for Stephen Frye !

Good morning! Anyone being accused of being an asshole today? !???

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Please explain what an asshole is, I don't have one to talk too !

I have enjoyed myself on here today. Keeps up like this and I might get off of FB for good. ;)

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

The best decision you can make ?

O.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Wait till you live in Africa and have an illeterate person of colour with a bag of small change ( I mean very small change ) that pays for one item at a time because they don't want to overpay !

You know what I really hate?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Damn queue hoppers !!! When I am in a hurry, I take my walking stick with me and with a little grimace on my face and a added little limp I go and stand in the queue. Invariably I am pushed to the front of the queue as a frail old man. Age has its advantages. Damn queue hoppers !!!

10:00 p.m. Sleep time. Signing out... :P Don't go having all kinds of fun without me! ;)

VAL3941 comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Good fucking morning all. Nice surprise waking up to a a new group thaf is right up my alley. Hope I am welcome. And Thank you @SukiSue for starting it. It is long overdue. Lets give it to thd pricks !

Please allow me to brag.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

congrats. Make him President ? I believe the post will be vacant soon ?

Why do men want younger women?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Because they don't have saggy tits and wrinkly faces !

KY gel lubricant...... use it?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

It has never happened to me in my whole life and have given up expecting it too ?

Would you share your weight loss journey on YouTube?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Why not if it encourages you to lose more weight ?

Its 5:15am, the 4th....Any old farts hurting this morning

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I did not know farts hurt, smell yes, hurting no ?

“Prayers for my once in a lifetime dream hunt came true today,” Ms Talley, 37, wrote.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I am 74, also too old to breed, so why doesn't she shoot me ?

Wow! You are over 40,000 people. Congrats!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Damn, and here I thought I was the only one ?

This is either one stunning headache, or the mind of a genius at work

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Just good artwork !

Finally a word to describe white old men..

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Maybe I should change my user/profile name to this ?

This site and all of you are really cool! It is nice to "be around" people with a similar core ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Hello and welcome, What kind of ride are you talking about ?

Dealing with holiday loneliness

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Do not despair ! Being retired I am on holiday 24/7/365. you get used to it ?

Swear words?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

WTF says it all, what more do you need ?

You know, it's not so much that I miss Cathy, although I do miss here terribly, it's that the house ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Divorce is the pits when comes to being alone. No wonder so many turn to alcohol and bar biddies for conselation ?

I am a 50 something single mom and have a profile on a popular dating site.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

It is not that it cannot work but in most cases it is the kids who do accept the situation, either through possesiveness or the men being more strict ! I tried it once but the kids were un-ruley and I said never again.

Why did the moose cross the road?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

One of Caspers friends perhaps ???

Wow, she's got such a beautiful smile and seems like a genuinely sweet and caring person.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

They all are ?

Coffee, coffee, coffee time?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Nope, was just thinking I must get a beer. Coffee is for early mornings !

Can I ask what everyone’s favourite “Tipple” is.? ? ? ? ?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Bicardi white with fresh Orange juice. And not the Juice that come out a Synagogue on a Saturday.

Anybody Tried this? Results?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Boxed invitations ??

Why are Men threatened by Intelligent hard working women?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Because they are intellegent and hard working !

What is something you have never done?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Had sex on the moon.

Does age matter to you when it comes to love or dating?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

No it doesn't, as long as it is legal ?

Hello everyone. Just checking this spot out (and also trying to get to lvl 2) Cheers!

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Are you the black dude or the white dude ? Welcome to our humble home. Read, post, comment and be happy !

Baby lizards or a water park. Pick one.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Baby water park !

I rarely post anything in the Love category, so I figured perhaps it was about time.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Wow ! goodluck on your future !

Hope this shows right The "Got Talent" shows bring us some fan-freakin'-tastic talent, but I ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 3, 2018:

She is very very good !

I just wanted to make my first post and say hi to everyone that sees it. Hi...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Hello and welcome to our humble home. Read, post, comment and be happy !

He's an natural.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Sounds like he is ready for the Vet ?

If i fits,i sits.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Aha ! A poop kitty !

I don't have an attitude problem... YOU have a perception problem.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Your perception is that I have an attitude problem ?

I've worked with and even dated a lot of Mexican women.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

You are to ugly for that ?

Ladies, men don’t say this often enough but, thank you. Thank you for not killing us in our sleep.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

That excludes those that are dead !

I'm new to this site looking for freethinkers to chat to

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. Read, post, comment and be happy. Thats it !

New to this community , can somebody fill me in ?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Fill you in with what ? Welcome to our humble home. Read, post, comment and be happy. What could be simpler ?

How much does it cost to fix a clutch?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

How long is a piece of string ?

I almost got a dog, I've backed out because of the damn car, looks like the clutch and if it is I ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Get a free one from the pound. Try for a mechanical savy dog !

Very new here and I'd like to talk to like minded young people.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. seeing you are new and we don't know your mind, how can we help you ? Read, post, comment, be happy and they will find you !

All I can say is WOW ?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Thats why so many phones get damaged by water? mine did !

I am watching my neighbor's two cats while they are away for the week.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

I would hate to watch cats for a week ! I have other things to do ?   Lol

The Last Word

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Very good advise ! Indeed !

Who’s with me: “in flagrante delicto.”

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Have no idea who is with you ? How should I know if you don't ?

I wasn’t sure where to post this but since I am absolutely bursting with it.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

It might be true though ?

Fireworks I'm foster caring for a couple of dogs while their real dad is in the hospital.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Dogs that are afraid of loud noises are gun shy ! it can be bred out of them but not cured. Security people ( polie/army et.) cannot afford to have gun shy dogs. They should be tested before you get them if that is what you want. ?

Teeth, the one thing you need but don't want to spend money on.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

You must always have your teeth in good order ! you never know when you need to bite someone ?

Do you think a good person is someone who never gets angry?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Anger is good, forgiveness is even better !

Okay, I just HAD to share this with you lovely people.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Talk up please, ? I can't hear you !

Ex girlfriend won't stop texting me and has a new boyfriend that won't have sex with her.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

You are both just horny and frustrated ! Go get a room and leave us out of it !

How is everyone? Im new here. Seeing whats out there.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. Read, post, comment and just enjoy yourself.

So what is your dating success with this site vs traditional dating sites?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

2 different sets of people but about 50/50 !

What do you call Christopher Walken in a snowstorm?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Christopher ???

Hoping not every teacher is like that .. but

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Thats accurate enough !

I took my kids to the swimming pool Saturday.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

A new take on the " Blues " ?

Who else can’t sleep?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Have you tried masturbation ?

The Cat In Black.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Johnny Cash in disguise ???

I ate at a resturant today, and i was struck about the fact that it has evolved to be socially ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Are you for real ? This is a crap idea !

I rather enjoy making changes to my home .

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

nicely done !

Hello to you all

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Hello ! who are you ?

If you went on a dating site what could you say that would get more attention than the rest of them?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Me Tarzan, you Jane ??.

They get what they want, and they never want it again....

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Who, how, what, when, where............. ?

Do you have a room in your home that is "your room?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I call it my bedroom !

"Lets be better humans" The peace bus.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

It looks like a piece of bus !

I thought that most people on this website had some intelligence, but tonight proved me wrong

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

What, have you only just wised up ?

I post therefore I am.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I was, therefor I am posted !