Question to fellow atheists.When someone says "God bless you' to you what is a good reply?
I hear "bless you" a lot, but it's been a long time since I've heard "God bless you" from anyone. My mother would say that, but she's been deceased for a couple of decades. It seems largely to be a generational thing, at least in my neck of the woods. Regardless, I just say "thanks" or "excuse me." My sneeze doesn't need to be the catalyst for a theological debate. Those who know me well enough are already aware of my world view, and if they say "bless you," it's just because it's a verbal tick. They mean to be kind, and I have no reason to turn that around and be inflammatory. When someone else sneezes, I generally ignore it, or if it's especially loud/forceful, I might say "gesundheit."
Why not realize they mean it kindly and say "thanks"?
No reply is required, but a very bland "Thanks" works. If you feel they are oppressing you, you could say, "Dog bless you too."
I don't respond. It's a sneeze, which has nothing to do with anyone.
If they are being nice, then. "Thank you." Always meet like with like.
If they are being snarky, then. " May the magic mushroom of the ten million divine summers bless you."
Yeah, never confuse "god bless you" with "bless their/your heart", which often has a snarky intent.
I thank them. It's their way to wish you well. Most people in my circle know very well that I don't believe and they respect that. So, why should I make a fuss about it? Let them believe in peace as long as they keep their beliefs to themselves.
I say . . .
I prefer to NOT be blessed.
I also say . . .
I prefer the Seinfeld response -- "You are SO Good Looking"
I either smile or simply say "you too." If they want their god to bless you it is no time to get into negative religious discussion.
I guess, "and also with you" would be funny.
It does get annoying to hear sometimes, but mostly I just ignore it. Especially total strangers who just have to respond to my allergic reflexes. Sometimes I will say a thank you for their good wishes. Other times, a God bless you is not so much a well wish as it is a way to push their religious faith. In that case I will respond with a clear indication that I reject their BS. I have often wished I had a good atheists response to those God bless yous, but I don't. In my house we never say God bless to a sneeze. We say chickens! Yep, pick any random word. Just as meaningless.
I suppose we could all start saying " Motherfucker", and then claim to have Tourette's...
Take it as it was given ( kindly no doubt) and simply ignore it.
Usually i say with a smile "Hail Satan" and throw up the hand-horns
I get a weird look.
And never get blessed again.
Problem solved.
I like it!
If I sneeze, and somebody says "bless you" or "gesundheit", I reply with "excuse me".