Trump Faithful Hoping to Bypass Twitter With New App

With rallies halted and his tweets being fact-checked, the Trump campaign has been busy developing an alternative channel for him these past few months, a smartphone app that aims to become a one-stop news, information and entertainment platform for his supporters - an app that is now frequently ranked among Apple’s Top 10 list of best selling apps.

Well, I have to say that it’s comforting to know that if President Trump and Twitter should ultimately decide to part ways, his campaign has a backup plan to get his lies out to the huddled masses. And, thanks to technology, you can now get fed those lies 24 hours a day.

One thing’s for sure, if this app has been designed and operated with the same intelligence and expertise as the rest of his administration, then his followers should be in for quite an interesting ride. Next up, most likely a Trump video game where contestants compete to build a border wall.

Of course, what his half-witted followers don’t quite understand is - even if Trump should lose in November, he will still rake in millions when he sells all the data he collected from them off this app. Now, the question remains - will his fancy, new smartphone app still work when he’s hiding inside his bunker?

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]